i'm a sexy mexi from west texi. i'm lewd and crude and sometimes nude but never with a dude. i love my daughters more than anything in this world. i even let them paint my nails.
i'm a sexy mexi from west texi. i'm lewd and crude and sometimes nude but never with a dude. i love my daughters more than anything in this world. i even let them paint my nails.
my mom's Korean friend is Korean.
when the zombie war comes, i'm wearing my "I love my gay dog" shirt.
EACH time right on the bristles
this is the reason that i don't lift weights. they are too heavy.
Yep...it's a belly monster
Why is the wall blue? Who hurt you wall?
How is the thumbnail bigger than the post?
aqua or leche?
that's a banger!
Personal opinion: He wasn't the best student. His demeanor was that of an entitled small town good ol' boy, but nobody wanted to be mayor.
"COCK"....."PUSSY"
Army Ants are notorious for using Roofies on lizards.
The blade says Ninja, but the Crocs say PLAYA!
i'm not a doctor, but i played Col. Sanders on Waterboy. There looks like there's a problem with your medulla oblongata.
Grab my arm...the other arm...my other arm.
loose and lose are killers for most people
does he come with dipping sauce?
this would be perfect for scanning my butt at the next office party
my wife is a teacher and every year she buys her students supplies & hides it from me. i've always known, and i'm so proud of her for it.
when i dropped my oldest one off at college. no tears til it was time to say bye. she hugged me and said "bye daddy". i balled for an hour.
"It works...I saw it on TikTok." ---my daughters
it shouldn't take long. you should see the Recover Window. if it fails, hold the power button down until it turns off and try steps again.
when you get lemons, might as well get fucked up listening to some good ol' spanish music
Reboot or power on the machine and continuously press F9 immediately when Asus logo shows up
Cum as a pet!!!!!
put your head on my S H O U L D E R
i wouldn't trust those light. they don't look acura.