WesTexMex

147967 pts · December 28, 2012


i'm a sexy mexi from west texi. i'm lewd and crude and sometimes nude but never with a dude. i love my daughters more than anything in this world. i even let them paint my nails.

it can't be done

Points 2550
Comments 86
Views 43635

i'm too tired to add a title

Points 1752
Comments 36
Views 72587

HolUp

Points 1885
Comments 100
Views 89689

I'M SO SORRRRRRRRY!!!

Points 31
Comments 2
Views 1110

put it in savings

Points 10
Comments 8
Views 215

First three cost millions...#4 cost $2.99

Points 15
Comments 2
Views 878

oh...it's on now

Points 44
Comments 3
Views 1518

¡Ay Güey!

Points 24
Comments 0
Views 895

Mr. McCall was a killer dude. 

Points 18
Comments 3
Views 375

Basketball Goal

Points 6
Comments 28
Views 400

First real laugh of 2022

Points 37
Comments 6
Views 1840

what are you weaknesses? i'm a great listener. what was the question? 

Points 12
Comments 4
Views 341

I finally paid mine off after 15 years. 

Points 11
Comments 18
Views 266

this s so accufrate

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Comments 7
Views 384

From the mouth of babes

Points 4326
Comments 283
Views 139773

I actually know this mayor for Colorado City, Texas. 

Points 12
Comments 16
Views 322

now i know & knowing is 

Points 18
Comments 10
Views 483

Thanks Boss

Points 2558
Comments 141
Views 106214

It took me too long 

Points 0
Comments 2
Views 140

***not for use on hair***

Points 18
Comments 8
Views 514

Well I mean you made it 3 hours. 

Points 12
Comments 3
Views 387

Never Fails

Points 17
Comments 3
Views 527

L...look what I can do

Points 19
Comments 3
Views 451

my pen is broke

Points 30
Comments 5
Views 761

It's ok

Points 35
Comments 9
Views 1019

HolUp!

Points 20
Comments 4
Views 588

My baby loves kisses

Points 14
Comments 14
Views 482

the struggle is real

Points 13
Comments 9
Views 378

HOLUP!

Points 17
Comments 1
Views 380

Just got my TXU bill

Points 13
Comments 1
Views 361

But only by a couple of inches...HolUp!

Points 2699
Comments 171
Views 73879

I remember those days

Points 1868
Comments 397
Views 102921

Chivalry is not dead

Points 15
Comments 3
Views 491

Poor Joseph

Points 18
Comments 7
Views 556

Time is slippery thing

Points 16
Comments 4
Views 421

...

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Comments 7
Views 1040

Cokes

Points -3
Comments 31
Views 170

What did you see first? 

Points 15
Comments 10
Views 364

my wife's aunt just tagged me in this

Points 6
Comments 7
Views 149

Yep

Points 24
Comments 2
Views 617

I've fallen, and I can't get up

Points 15
Comments 14
Views 320

Holup!

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Comments 2
Views 464

HolUp!

Points 26
Comments 6
Views 644

Give you post a title

Points 5
Comments 7
Views 178

Texas vibes

Points 22
Comments 3
Views 514

yep

Points 6
Comments 0
Views 210

my aunt steve

Points 7
Comments 3
Views 251

CLASSIC!

Points 14
Comments 2
Views 338

I mean it's pretty accurate if you think about it. 

Points 6
Comments 3
Views 180

Look at me now

Points 27
Comments 12
Views 799

Just when you mastered lasting longer than 2 mins...nobody wants you

Points 1538
Comments 19
Views 77746

OH SNAPS!

Points 5
Comments 1
Views 135

Tru dat homie

Points 14
Comments 10
Views 388

Facts

Points 1933
Comments 165
Views 63007
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