Why?..... Because f the consumer, that's why.
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Over........
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514
Seems like a fun guy.
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A side note, but a good one.
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The orange obscenity strikes again.
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Insult to injury in Minnesota.
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The most distant phenomenon ever observed with the naked eye.
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Naturally.....
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Embarrassment. Every. F-ing. Day
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Preemptively tipping the scales to allow the metrics to matter.
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Because fuck america
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Murica first
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Those little bastards must be out of control.
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He even won Michigan. I feel like it's because of Whitmer
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I'm in shock that this was a possibility. Wtf
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PSA..... Kinda
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Naturally.
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Injustice dept.
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Like slipping into an ice cold bath.
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Here's the "plan" we've all been waiting for........copying someone else's homework because the "plan" is nonexistent.
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I hate this so f much
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I'll take Swords for $500
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Font, size, and format count you hacks.
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1188
Chaff for the missile lock
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1544
This feels relevant
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Spitballing
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Make it so...
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926
Seems like this is always the case
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I'm sure this didn't occur to that orange turd.
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This cannot be allowed to continue.
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Says the guy that helped bankroll January 6th
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Marching orders
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In desperate need of an outlet.
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Captured. WTF?
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1002
Obey unlawful orders if you want... It won't change their mind
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So, how many people does >$1B move?
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The ones that can suck the paint off your house and give your family a permanent orange afro
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Random convergence, potpourri, and call of the void
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1216
Like a hypersonic nosedive into the abyss.
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This time line is stupid
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1260
Reps. with another self own.
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Quid pro quo
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63% disapproval.
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988
No rest......ever. Done paying? Done living.
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[Clever title here]
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Just gonna leave this here.... Night, y'all
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841
The oligarchs are frolicking
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727
The following will be the sound of nothing happening..........
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20955
Only red aemerika
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24269
I hate orange.
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21886
Police state rising
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25262
Desperate people do stupid shit.
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Believe it when you're reading them.
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1242
Remember when russia massed troops on Ukraine border?...
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