UNlCORN

53943 pts · February 7, 2013


The Unicorn is a legendary animal, one might say mythical but for the numerous historical accounts of its existence and description (truth). Cave drawings in Lascaux, France depict a horse-like animal with a single straight horn that archeologists have playfully named "the unicorn." Aboriginal paintings found in South Africa and South America are said to be those of unicorns, since they look like no other animal. In 1977, a South American scientist was recorded as stating he believed unicorns to be one of South America's "lost" species, hunted out of existence in pre-history (Nah....still here bro). Still, due to lack of fossil records and other hard-core evidence, most scientists believe the unicorn has never existed. But those scientists are stupid and don't believe a thing they say!

Trying to forget some though.

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