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Feb 1, 2015 3:39 PM
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iampurplelungs
Water before toothpaste. WHAT IS THIS, AMATEUR HOUR?!
CheifRageAlot
Thot. That Hoe Over There
tracereading
Why is this a thing?
queenelizabeth
I kinda squish the toothpaste into the bristles, solves the prob. Also, I'm pretty sure that's child abuse. Jussayin.
DreamCatcher01
Can we just take a moment to realize that the 5 year old lap-dance kid is wearing a diaper. And that a relative of his bought him a lap 1/2
DreamCatcher01
dance and that someone actually agreed to give a lap dance to a 5 year old? 2/2
TheDeadParrotSociety
+1 for ceiling titty.
SconnieGirl
my parents have one of those light covers. That is literally the first thing I thought when I saw them installing it
antsonrice
That's racist.
Username1884
So black twitter is the new Javert then?
CthuluIsMyHomie
Looks like it. The posts are funny, but maybe not a couple times a day.
LongNameNoCanSay
#10
Lolmarty
SHIT, my cover's blown, abort, ABORT!
Rockisrockandnotchurch
Once again, unknowingly, this site becomes a Klansman's wet dream
eatingketchupchips
right. guaranteed none of these twitter accounts are run by black people. they're the tbhjustno or willferrellparody accounts tweeting this
eatingketchupchips
like none of these are inherently black culture or humour. OP is a dick, maybe even a racist.
ProbablyUnpopularOpinion
andrich2k
I'm starting a new foundation to support black Twitter posts: Thots for Tots
ThePriceIsRightForBobBarker
5 years old and still in diapers... hmm
yahcodee
First tattoo, I did that with my wedding ring. Hahaha
wolfpackpgh
Pretty sure everyone does that lol
OkayByeByebyebyebye
thot?
grovermatic
My question exactly. I'm afraid to google it...
YabbaDabbaDoOneSon
Who the fuck wets their toothbrush AFTER putting the toothpaste on it?? WHAT??
Waxsmile
The shadow one...bc she doesn't have a big butt in the shadow? Confused.
PicklesPickles
Yes, that's how you know she photo-shopped her big butt.
Waxsmile
Ahh..I dunno why I didn't that. Thank you! :)
wolfpackpgh
Ooooooooooooh
CooRadDuu
I put water on top of my toothpaste and that never happens to me. Step your game up, scrubs
Killertomato84
i have a vibrating toothbrush. i turn it on and the paste sinks into the bristles, then i wet it. NEXT LEVEL
FancyPrancer
The piggy bank... I am relevant finally... Ish.
ElGrandeBanana
Can we stop with this degenenrating racist bullshit?
Dolphin91
maybe if they'd stop being degenerates...
Dolphin91
i think you're all taking the "they" as a racial thing, it's not.....
eatingketchupchips
agreed nothing about this is inherently "black twitter" it's often white ppls accounts using black ppls pics to make jokes abt them.
ICollectReactionGifs
the first one, everybody when they get their first tat*
UncivilEngineer
I had a hard time working my ass cheek into every picture.
ZacMuerte
another one for you guys: http://40.media.tumblr.com/df6e0cf134d6fa0c262526089f14a876/tumblr_niy0m0hjc91qi0iqoo1_1280.jpg
doritofingers
LongNameNoCanSay
http://needsmorejpeg.com/i/b82h.jpeg
deepfriedewok
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mypokemondied
"When you tired of mega-lips..."
southboundpachyderm
Jay-Z has prominent lip status, Obama suggests she drop the lipped-up multiple zeroes and get with the Ultimate Hero.
ILikeToCallItLostWages
That Jay-Zed fellow
ishalovesyou
Jay fuckin Zed. Totally lost it
FetchMy10FootPoleMinionTheresSomethingIWishToNotTouch
*looks up at ceiling, sees smoke detector* Close enough to ceiling titty for me *unzips*
TrafalgarLaw1990
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d199y
pix pls
Ooooooohyeah
I'm wondering what the guy was doing in my living room.
JamesTeagueWillinger
FrankToast
*Looks up at ceiling, sees chandelier* Not even close.
FizzleBurger
You just posted this on imgur. This means you have internet access. Why are you resorting to ceiling titty?
thatfeelingwhenyoureallaloneandstillcanthavethatpineapple
Because it's funny you lame motherfucker.
Civikjm
The professional term is 'boob lights'.
mycrazylife5891
I purposely chose all titty lights for my house whilst laughing to myself and waiting for my husband to notice.
PianoMan2112
Did he?
thatfeelingwhenyoureallaloneandstillcanthavethatpineapple
I hope this is truth.
BadMrFrosty
First off...that kid is 5 and still in diapers? Second...HO is in THOT, why type the extra T's? Its so fucking stupid.
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TinaRuthBelcher
And the woman!
PuppiesStartedEveryWar
5 and he still in diapers smh
theweeknd
im just wondering, what did you expect from a guy, who paid a HO to give lapdance to a 5yr old?
Wyotee
That's why you don't put water on top of the toothpaste! That makes me irrationally angry!
TBurrfoot
At the U of M, all of the toilet paper is hung underhand.... Fucking barbaric!
Zeroforwinger
Should be a death penalty offense
clutchthepearls
I always wet it before and after adding toothpaste. It's called being thorough...look it up.
cameldrinker
Or you just don't turn the sink all the way on. You know, just enough to wet it but not enough to force its untimely removal
Wesugi
MrBananaBeak
Pssh. Just a slight stream of water. He's a casual.
AcadiaEinstein
You go straight to hell. Unwatered tooth paste will kill you if it touches your teeth
GhoulsGW
that's why you water the brush first
Zeroforwinger
And after......unless you're a savage
MisterMyst
YOU WATER BEFORE AND AFTER WE HAVE BEEN OVER THIS!
GhoulsGW
oh, you can fuck right off with that shit
Threns
before and after! before and after! before and after!
TakeYourPantsOffAndJacket
http://imgur.com/vb1OBsa
TheStormThief
As former tech support for a phone carrier, no. You only pay for outgoing msgs.
Sammyv17
Think it used to depend on the carrier.
Gonfire
I got fired via text from my last job during my current jobs interview. I'm now technically the boss of my old boss.
maples7009
So you got a new position within the same company? I'm confused...
Gonfire
I got a position in a different contracted company for the same Utility Company. I cut trees at my old job. now i look for trees for 1/2
Gonfire
My old job to cut. Thus they answer to me. 2/2
awardwinningbananaforscale
wait, you pay to receive texts?
zotten
I don't even pay to receive texts in Japan with my Dutch prepaid network. Wthell.
ObamaLlamaDuck
What the fuck, America
Iamnotacreativeman
pre-paid is not big here. Majority are in a plan which new plans has unlimited text and voice, Data is how providers gets paid now.
SomeoneAnonymous
Some phones have pre-paid minutes, and it can cost maybe 30 seconds of phone time to open a text.
poolfood
On pre-paid/no contract phones you're charged per text sent/received and by the minute with calls.
TechnicolorCheeseWedge
I'm old and crotchety at 29... what in the hell is a "thot?"
TheBioluminescence
You're supposed to put the question mark outside of the quotation marks.
Deadpooool
I shit you not, I had to look this up just earlier. Shit was driving me crazy.
pad125
"I paid a local that hoe over there"...
RedMambaJnrIII
Basically a slut.
qwermmm
Useless and unnecessary words
TheLastManSitting
i'm 20 and i didn't know that...
Scoobthedood
I just turned 29, is it really that bad?
UnspokenX
Well, y'see, it's a bit like my left hand on a lonely friday night-- IT BEATS THE FUCK OUTTA ME.
FuckIsengardImTakingTheHobbitsToSecondBreakfast
I also wondered this.
MrSinyster
"bae" is just as ridiculous
ladypatra
before anyone else?
LetMeTellYouHowIPlannedToKillYouBeforeYouEscapeMrBond
28, was also previously innocent of the word Thot. Which is why I have http://www.urbandictionary.com/ on my bookmarks.
HowDoYouMakeAnElephantFloat
And a thottie is a thot that takes selfie
fnordsensei
The Egyptian god of knowledge. Clearly she was there on ecclesiastical duties.
ThegreatconjunctionistheendoftheworldorthebeginningHm
Thanks. I didn't know either.
ILikeToCallItLostWages
That Ho Over There
PhilCollinsIsLegend
Now we're explaining things anyway, can somebody explain smh to me?
PrincessAmalthea
Shaking my head
mazspaz13
"That Hoe Over There"
SaintNewts
The real question is why is a 5 year old wearing a diaper?
backtobackpanicattack
yea wot el fucko?
Complicity1812
That hadn't even crossed my mind. I am sure the lap dance and diaper derive from the same issue lol.
Jamesbaxster
Thank you, fellow crotchety 29 year old.
TheBlueMuppet
The mean person in me says "It's how people who never had a thought might spell it."
UnspokenX
I'm going to pretend to be outraged and call you a racist, but secretly laugh my ass off and upvote you 'cuz that was amazing.
TechnicolorCheeseWedge
That's kind of where my mind went, but past experience in guessing the meaning of slang i have been WAAAY off
sandshark
That hoe over there
ItsMorphinTimeIdiot
Did they really need to make an acronym for that?
kgirl21
I'm 23 and I didn't even know wtf that was
TheMightyCock
where?
memyselfandmeow
over there!
ThisIsNoLongerATest
"call a local 'that hoe over there'" ...well I think I'm done with imgur for the day.
NipplesoftheSouth
It replaced the word hoe.
cobysev
So we're making an abbreviation for hoe that is 1 letter longer? Uhh...
NipplesoftheSouth
Thot sounds better imo.
kkus
I didn't know until that Katy Perry song >_>