TrumpetTits

13415 pts ยท March 23, 2015


I am a male. Don't let my username deceive you.

Illuminati Suspected...

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MRW I wake up and there's still 3 minutes left until my alarm goes off

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I figured this was an appropriate home for this wtf.gif

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MFW the teacher asks me a question right after I wake up from a power nap

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No more browsing subreddits?!

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MRW the kid next to me in class farts and tries to blame it on someone else

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When you see your ex at the grocery store

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Me trying to get to the front page

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MRW a kid in my seminary class mispronounces names in the Bible

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Childhood ruined

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MRW more than 0 people complement me on my dress game

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That oh shit moment when you know you're screwed and can't do anything about it

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MRW it's 11:00 PM and I realize I have 6 chapters to read for class tomorrow

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That oh shit moment when you realize you're screwed

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MRW I realize tomorrow is Monday

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MRW my willy touches the front of a public toilet bowl

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I figured this belongs here

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Moar

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It's 1 AM. I'm drunk, broke, and lonely. This is me trying to flirt at the bar.

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My love life in an egg shell

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Some good ones I haven't seen before

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This is what I like to wake up to. 'Merica fuck yeah!

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I heard you like some hnnngs

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Moar

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MRW my hot neighbor is cleaning her car

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Me every time I try to have sexy time with a girl

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lel

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I just wanted to see how far an orange cat could go on here. Continue browsing.

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Moar

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She should have bent over, it would have hurt less

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'Murica muh ferkers

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10/10 would smash my head into the steering column

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What a shitty situation

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Are you from outer space? Cause dat ass is from infinity and beyond

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Wreckless driver nearly hits 3 school children. Please help find this guy!

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MRW I'm trying to study for final exams

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Calling all Imgurians: Can someone with Photoshop skills please edit the "war" text to say "ass"? I will give you lots of fluffy kitties in your PM in return. (and upvotes)

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Just when I think I have the perfect upload to please you people

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Old McDonald had a farm e i e i o. And on that farm he had a mlem e i e i o.

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Baltimore residents line up to protect police from riots. Thank you to the people who care about their city and respect authority.

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Taking a morning piss like

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