It's 1 AM. I'm drunk, broke, and lonely. This is me trying to flirt at the bar.

Apr 27, 2015 11:03 AM

TrumpetTits

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It's 1 AM. I'm drunk, broke, and lonely. This is me trying to flirt at the bar.

skyair33

Just remember to close with offering to get a parfait because errybody likes a parfait..

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

MyMomIsCassiopeia

I would actually fall for that.. That's how lonely I am.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Turtleproof

You're a boulder?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Turtleproof

"I can't buy you a drink, but I sure as heck can ... get you a napkin!"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Raven2785

If you're broke, why are you at the bar? go to the liquor store and get drunk at home for the price of 3 beers, you'll be just as lonely.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

howa

Social contact.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Evyreid

Imgur counts as social contact in my book. And drunk Imgur is awesome. Yet somehow extremely depressing.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Raven2785

I know, but if he's "lonely" at the bar he'll be just as lonely at home, plus, you can have people over who are easier to talk to.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Turtleproof