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Holy shit boys. Started trying new foods, went and had Vietnamese for lunch today. Got me a fat ass bowl of beef pho, which is delicious, and saw in front me a beautiful bouquet of spices and sauces to add to my bowl. I was unaware that this was Satan's bouquet. I've never seen a cut up and pickled habanaero pepper, so I thought I was good. Usually pickled peppers aren't spicy, PETER PIPER FUCK ALL. Tongue went numb, lips went numb, started sweating immediately and I still have the inevitable to wait for. Stick with the sriracha there boys. Don't flirt with Satan's bouquet.
insanemaestro
My cousin had never seen wasabi before, and was told it was "Chinese guacamole." He didn't think it was as funny as we did.