Telkesh

88512 pts · February 25, 2013


Can't claim to be a lurker any more, considering I never shut up. I'm Mark from the Land of Nopes. That alone makes me epic. Hit me up.

Finally tried out slo-mo on my phone

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micrap and pissan. yeah, I'm definitely mature enough to drive.

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I've seen this somewhere before

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That time of year again

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FREE monkey breath?! Score!

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Remember to use protection this 4th of July

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Informative sign in front of a playground at the zoo

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My sister knows me too well

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The holiday tree, valentines day version.

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Proving that not all imgurians are gorgeous women

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TIL my airport is shaped like a plane. My question is not why, but why are more not?

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Thanks Microsoft! I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

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This guy flew into our airport. I wanted to add him to the security team as surveillance.

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Finally got to put my first aid skills to test at work

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That's football in America?

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TIL the vashta nerada are in Fallout.

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Only thing this site doesn't need is a hieroglyph

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Soilers

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Most action I have gotten in years.

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Forget Xmas trees. This is Gove airport's Australia Day tree

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My best score yet

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The feels

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How to annoy mobile users

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Thumb or finger?

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Found a snake at the airport. Had to make sure it was not a terrorist.

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Meet Newt, our New Years Tree. Aka proof they pay us to goof off

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I gave my new kitten gonorrhea

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It's Cards againt Humanity time!

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My Draenor experience so far

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Google assistant put me in my place

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TIL I could have raised 150k for charity

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How old is too old to play with toys?

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I was reading the Hunger Games when my girlfriend and I started to talk about our relationship. I made her this to sum up how I feel. I dont think she found it as romantic as I did.

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I would pick a mouse over me

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My new kitten would camouflage herself on my blanket and try to jump me. So I got a new blanket. Checkmate.

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"Art" at my local airport

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It was still a better love story than twilight

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best day ever!

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About time.

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Pretty sure I am the only Imgurian in the yellow zone. Does that make me special, or forever alone?

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Having a boring day working as airport security when this dude shows up randomly

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And still no takers

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Went fishing for a geekgirl wearing this. No bites :(

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The plus is blue!

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Thank you, User Submitted

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We get it. There was a funny on the front page.

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Selfie day? Unexpected

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Trying to deal with depression alone you learn what true family is.

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It was funny but your 50th interpretation is not

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This is what happens when they don't let me use my phone at work

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Sorry to interupt!

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Made it to level 28 and this was my gift from my mother. No longer curious where I got my geekiness from.

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As an Australian who never got to celebrate Halloween I decided it was time. The store had no carving pumpkins so I made do with oranges.

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annular solar eclipse - May 10th

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All I ever wanted was a girl who'd love me as much as J.D loved Turk

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Your bread? Silly human. Mine.

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