Telkesh
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TIL I could have raised 150k for charity
Jan 6, 2014 9:46 PM
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Wuz314159
TIL: I could have had $2million
BassTapir
It's not like anyone can check.
SchrodingersSchrodinger
Woah! I could never do that. I get stressed/upset if my husband & I are only having sex once a week! I could not survive a whole year!!!
FeelsBoat
Did he yank it? If not when he finally blew his load it must have white washed a city block.
Telkesh
I wish my dry spell was tax deductible.
idontcareifitsarepost
call it "charity" or "a good cause" not "a dry spell" :)
PrincessPoopiePants
The opposite of a prostitute
GrizzMason
I've been doing this for 24 years...where is my news article?
marymarymistressmary
I am proud of your contributions!
Andinmytownyoucantdrivenaked
half the people on imgur can beat that
ThatRaccoonGuy
At 50k a year, I could have raised 1.3 million by now. Fuck me. No, really, please, somebody fuck me.
marymarymistressmary
Awwwww :/
LeumasG
Yeah... for charity..
Telkesh
Exactly my thoughts! He admitted to being single. If he went a year while dating I'd be more impressed
DudeWithABaby
I do this without charity...it's called marriage.
xlr82xs
Isn't withholding sex for 14 months grounds for annulment ?
dDayvist
hi-yo! i feel your pain, brother.
Jahmbu
Me Too!
Yelly
I'm married and I have sex everyday. I have never had so much sex in my life as I have since getting married.
Kasoni
Newly wed?
Yelly
He just looks like a bearded model and lays good pipe.
DudeWithABaby
No kids is going to be his answer.