SophieClockwise

660053 pts ยท June 29, 2018


Sophie. :P

Got you covered:

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

As did Joseph Smith. Hubbard just decided to go with aliens instead of angels so it didn't look like one infamous con man was copying the other infamous con man's homework.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not much. What's a waterchip in your bra with you?

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No, no, you clearly don't understand. "America is too big and diverse." Not sure how that's supposed to be *the* winning argument against Americans implementing literally *anything* that would benefit themselves as a country, but that's what they've been lazily falling back on for literal *decades* now as the go-to knee-jerk response to both cutting criticism and simple suggestion. Every. Single. Time. "America is too big and diverse."

Catchy soundbite, utter horseshit.

4 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

Chris P. Bacon.

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Especially because any security force you hire to "protect" your abusive money-grubbing ass at the end of the world is going to kill (and possibly eat) you the moment society falls and all your imaginary money becomes worthless, not to mention do whatever else they want with anybody else you happened to have in your bunker. It's such an obvious outcome that avoiding this specific situation is *literally* the primary concern for billionaires, as opposed to simply *not* ending the world instead.

5 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You best start believing in Black Mirror episodes.

You're in one.

5 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

We all know what it is.

5 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Charles Entertainment Kirkland, please.

5 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Knowing she got away with it.

5 months ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 0

You need to win by a Landslide.

5 months ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

5 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Same same, but different, but still same as it ever was.

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

In Predator (2026), the predator is the president of the United States and likes raping and murdering little kids (not necessarily in that order), so it's swings and roundabouts, really.

5 months ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

And here's a clip of the original Gollum, from Paul Rudd's Lord of the Rings:

5 months ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

Well, ousted trans service members can certainly look forward to being conscripted back in again and not given any actual military benefits this time around, so there's always that. :P

5 months ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 2

He molests skinny kids too.

5 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

TZ as a concept covered essentially everything: sci-fi, fantasy, supernatural, horror, etc.

5 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

6 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If you live in the U.S., you shouldn't be going outside in 2026.

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

What, you thought the orphan-crushing machine was just for show?

6 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You mean the U.S.? No, you absolutely shouldn't.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

No, no, I'm just suggesting that he might have been one of the accounts in question.

6 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

6 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Hey, been a while since we've had a heads-up about Brock "The Rapist" Turner.

6 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 9

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Oooh, they've not used Fuji."

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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