The two shitty flirty moves i got that have both actually worked.

Apr 2, 2026 1:32 PM

Can't wait to play a new Fallout in 2037. It's gonna be lit.

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Whats a waterchip in your bra?

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Not much. What's a waterchip in your bra with you?

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Honesty the waterchip is probably broken and it’s just bait to perform some sort of social experiment on me in a bunker.

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I think when it comes to nerdy guys, the biggest goal would be to have them REALISE what's going on. xD

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Or gdt them to stop bitching about when they was 15

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My overseer isn't home if you want to come over, I have a spare waterchip. v

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Me looking at a thirsty nerd thumbnail. "That's got to be BythepowerofPlank." Open it, "Yup." Upvote.

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You win

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Are you an inquisitor? You legally have to tell me if you are an inquisitor

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Like a waterchip from Fallout?

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oh yes. :D its my go-to when i think a cute guy is into fallout

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You must have a very interesting bra to make him think it's possible to conceal one of those in it.

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guess he just gonna try opening it in 3 actions or less and find out if its true

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Which special stat governs that? Or is it a when in doubt luck out?

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Dex and int

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Which Emperor?

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A fair question, heretic. I believe your phone is ringing.

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Leto Atreides II

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trick question, there's only one emperor, the emperor of mankind :D

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So…. The Worm Guy then…. :)

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Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

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oh nice, :D

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You mean the corpse

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Sounds like heresy

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ya know... Horus mad a lot of good points

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If we just killed Erebus, none of this would have happened

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