That statement has no relevance whatsoever.

3 years ago | 1 0

Yes

3 years ago | 1 0

You're dumb

4 years ago | 2 0

45- I stayed in the same position for too long and couldn't walk properly for a few minutes. I didn't even MOVE!

4 years ago | 1 0

How do you turn a duck into a country singer? Put it in the microwave till its bill withers.

5 years ago | 2 0

"IPhone, iPhone, iphone, I'm superior to you, iPhone,." Everyone else - "yea, our phones do that too but better and don't broadcast it"

5 years ago | 6 5

I play this with my friends sometimes I think I need to get the commentary and analysis of the day that I was thinking about you while I was

5 years ago | 5 1

Hmmm,..... Walter? Everything OK at home?

5 years ago | 1 1

About tree-fiddy

5 years ago | 7 2

A steel one.

5 years ago | 16 2

Feel old yet?

5 years ago | 1 0

*politicians

5 years ago | 1 0

We know because of 'red shitfing' that everything is simultaneously moving away from everything else. The universe is expanding.

5 years ago | 5 1

OK. That's absolutely terrifying.

5 years ago | 4 0

You live in there now.

5 years ago | 1 0

I bet you're fun at parties.

5 years ago | 8 1

Fucking brutal man. +1

5 years ago | 8 5

*you're

5 years ago | 1 1

It's *aluminium

5 years ago | 1 0

Nice

5 years ago | 11 1

Hay, lazer lips.......

5 years ago | 3 0

Agree. I was 120 days sober so started having a drink on a weekend. 4 weeks later I'm back to every day again. Stopped again yesterday.

6 years ago | 8 0

I bet you're fun at parties....

6 years ago | 10 0

Well spotted...!

6 years ago | 3 0

Yes

6 years ago | 1 0

Sublime.

6 years ago | 2 0