I saw 14,000,605 futures

Nov 15, 2019 6:36 PM

GoodGuyGonzo

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I saw 14,000,605 futures

The Men in Black Asia division has been nullified. All records have been erased.

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Japan: *bans Pokemon episode to protect kids from seizures* Japanese kids:

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That kids gonna appreciate hallucinogens when he's older.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That kids going places! Not college or anything but you know

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

To the optometrist. He is going to the optometrist.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well I see his role in star trek coming to fruition

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

How to tell when a kid got all their vaccines

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Did he just lobotomize himself?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fuckin’ Red Shirts, no wonder they never survive the away party.

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6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That’s Mind-taking, baby! Accept no substitutes!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

the toe-wiggle.. hahahah

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Poor red shirt is trying his hardest to get out of being next for the away team

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

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"I cleary told him to use only one stone"-Doctor Strange

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I just noticed the handshake.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A medical doctor, sworn to do no harm, effectively sending a man to his death. That's a helluva weight to bear on one's shoulders.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When his parents told him they couldn't afford Lasik, so he said fuck it I'll do it myself for free lol

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Former FDA reviewer that approved LASIK said today it should be banned.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Wat.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But only one is the way to win

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hong Kong police drones be like

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Drain his essence

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He saw the Time Knife

6 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

And used the poop knife

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

?noredirect

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

So flipping good

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Good Place reference. Nice.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Why did I think of Akira.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can I substitute ecstasy with this?...

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It's the time-gun we've all seen it.

6 years ago | Likes 816 Dislikes 1

He looks like Tetsuo

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This comment is the good place

6 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

Yes, yes

6 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

The guy from Project Runway?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Nope the good place reference

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This is the underrated reply to top comment.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well played. The uncultured won't get it though

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I might be thinking of a different Time Gun. https://youtu.be/zInGAlNUGbw

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Oh wow. That is a special kind of awful.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

It was made a long time before things like Youtube and iPhones existed, so yeah, it's pretty rough.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No I love it. It reminds me of some old derrek comedy stuff

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It is from around that era, yeah.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But have you seen the time-knife?

6 years ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 0

Dont try to bring a time-knife to a time-gun fight.

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Yeah, yeah, the time knife; we've all seen it.

6 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 0

No we fooking havent.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What about the time toothpick!!!?

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

You'll be picking the same piece of jerky out of your teeth now for all time!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Listen here you little prick

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Don't insult the time toothpick like that!

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

We all *seent it

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Who films that without intervening

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

A sibling

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

REVERSED:

6 years ago | Likes 259 Dislikes 4

Sublime.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is now a form of torture.

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Lol’d for real

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I fucking actually laughed lol

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

So much better than the original.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Agreed!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And they'll wonder why that kid started having seizures when he gets older.

6 years ago | Likes 270 Dislikes 31

oh it's not gonna take that long. his neurons are like over burned pop corn.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Looks like a seizure in the here and now

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

That’s not how anything works.

6 years ago | Likes 124 Dislikes 5

Exposure therapy.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

And why he went blind..

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Lmao

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They’ll just blame the seizures on vaccinations...

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

That's how you get immunized. That kid will never have a seizure in his life.

6 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 2

He will have autism now though of course.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Did you not watch the video? The boy had autism. The gun cured him!! Vaccine Laser-Ray. The future is here!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought you built immunity by getting bit by small epileptics and building up to bigger epileptics

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

No,no, that's for vampires.

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Brunette could almost be Maisie Williams..

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Every time I see this gif I’m jealous- she is having the best effing time!

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stroke the shaft, cup the balls, contemplate existence.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hahaha I think the blonde girl maybe just got distracted by a loose hair but it looks crazy and now I'm self conscious

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Nope, def stroking a peen

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

I like the blonde in the back. That is all

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

just starting!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah I've been that high. Recommended.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sauce, please.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

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He's going to have a flaming o-ring, like the space shuttle Challenger.

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Go to a rave, you will not be disappointed and sauce will be confirmed

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How many did we win?

6 years ago | Likes 111 Dislikes 2

Don't worry about it.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

2653 where everyone lives, but only one where Tony dies too...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Counting the Vietnam war? One.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ONE

6 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

NONE

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Eh, a couple.

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You win some you lose a couple of hundred.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only one

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Not the one we're living in

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All of them

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Fitty

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What gets me is he was interrupted. He could have looked at more.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The one where tacos cease to exist

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Really?... Better kill Tony then

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can we truly say we won then?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We can, we just can't taco bout it

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You're loved

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

By very few.

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