Nov 15, 2019 6:36 PM
GoodGuyGonzo
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3820
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88wut
The Men in Black Asia division has been nullified. All records have been erased.
PsychicSpider
Japan: *bans Pokemon episode to protect kids from seizures* Japanese kids:
Darklinkinfinite
iamthelasttimelord
That kids gonna appreciate hallucinogens when he's older.
Bonnedad
That kids going places! Not college or anything but you know
Dashpot
To the optometrist. He is going to the optometrist.
Shayrad
Well I see his role in star trek coming to fruition
Kresstro
v
Ratfish
How to tell when a kid got all their vaccines
Bones8677
Did he just lobotomize himself?
thecontractor
Fuckin’ Red Shirts, no wonder they never survive the away party.
SomeTallDude
Lumbermitsu
chrisjfinlay
That’s Mind-taking, baby! Accept no substitutes!
k5user
the toe-wiggle.. hahahah
okis316
onemanagainstheodds
Poor red shirt is trying his hardest to get out of being next for the away team
notabuttplug
WarWizardPhoenix
reineseele
"I cleary told him to use only one stone"-Doctor Strange
AnonOmis1000
I just noticed the handshake.
Vergenbuurg
A medical doctor, sworn to do no harm, effectively sending a man to his death. That's a helluva weight to bear on one's shoulders.
learntotakejoke
When his parents told him they couldn't afford Lasik, so he said fuck it I'll do it myself for free lol
notalk
railroadman22
Former FDA reviewer that approved LASIK said today it should be banned.
mooseandsquirrell
Wat.
Thewinterisstillhere
But only one is the way to win
arsetechnica
Hong Kong police drones be like
B1gfun
Drain his essence
Bimblefack
He saw the Time Knife
barbwirelove
And used the poop knife
karmasamburg
?noredirect
So flipping good
rath
The Good Place reference. Nice.
SecretlyASquirrel
Why did I think of Akira.
mirenomascuantosputos
Can I substitute ecstasy with this?...
BaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaBATMAN
Allobarrister
It's the time-gun we've all seen it.
Zigor22
He looks like Tetsuo
Pinkymaze
This comment is the good place
victell
Yes, yes
SJohnson23
The guy from Project Runway?
Asynk
Nope the good place reference
This is the underrated reply to top comment.
FloodingWaters
Well played. The uncultured won't get it though
DoublevBomb
I might be thinking of a different Time Gun. https://youtu.be/zInGAlNUGbw
Oh wow. That is a special kind of awful.
It was made a long time before things like Youtube and iPhones existed, so yeah, it's pretty rough.
No I love it. It reminds me of some old derrek comedy stuff
It is from around that era, yeah.
Sarcastictastic
But have you seen the time-knife?
NightfallEverdark
Dont try to bring a time-knife to a time-gun fight.
G1nG3rb0b
Yeah, yeah, the time knife; we've all seen it.
Maviyakuku
No we fooking havent.
Cartoones
What about the time toothpick!!!?
SlyMrFox
You'll be picking the same piece of jerky out of your teeth now for all time!
Icodemonkey
Listen here you little prick
LordofSandvich
Don't insult the time toothpick like that!
darksideofthemoonmoon
We all *seent it
wheresmymoneydenny
Who films that without intervening
wipethatfaceoffyourheadbitch
A sibling
TheRicM
REVERSED:
Smogmonster
Sublime.
noviusx
This is now a form of torture.
ijerm
Lol’d for real
noneyobusisness
RollforDiplomacy
I fucking actually laughed lol
ManWithJob
So much better than the original.
tooindecisivetopickcoolusername
Agreed!
Shaows
And they'll wonder why that kid started having seizures when he gets older.
arkhamfashion
oh it's not gonna take that long. his neurons are like over burned pop corn.
EstherG123
Looks like a seizure in the here and now
picknflick
That’s not how anything works.
crummytrack5
Exposure therapy.
dmay1210
And why he went blind..
VanillaAddict
Lmao
MotorMasticator
They’ll just blame the seizures on vaccinations...
sininatin
That's how you get immunized. That kid will never have a seizure in his life.
DinoKebab
He will have autism now though of course.
JohnJohnNomNom
Did you not watch the video? The boy had autism. The gun cured him!! Vaccine Laser-Ray. The future is here!
KalteKartoffeln
I thought you built immunity by getting bit by small epileptics and building up to bigger epileptics
No,no, that's for vampires.
Scoobthedood
ActualRoyo
Brunette could almost be Maisie Williams..
SKIDTURD
Every time I see this gif I’m jealous- she is having the best effing time!
BabyRabits
Sprixxen
Stroke the shaft, cup the balls, contemplate existence.
thecucumber
Hahaha I think the blonde girl maybe just got distracted by a loose hair but it looks crazy and now I'm self conscious
arealistohthehumanity
Nope, def stroking a peen
TheDogfart
photobomber
I like the blonde in the back. That is all
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
just starting!
thegrimtrigger
Yeah I've been that high. Recommended.
Magnum3point141592654
Sauce, please.
[deleted]
He's going to have a flaming o-ring, like the space shuttle Challenger.
turdinaskinsuit
SHOVELZ
Go to a rave, you will not be disappointed and sauce will be confirmed
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar
How many did we win?
C3POFACE
Don't worry about it.
RhymingEverything
2653 where everyone lives, but only one where Tony dies too...
SaraFourImgur
Counting the Vietnam war? One.
ONE
DeadCMOSbattery
NONE
JustLettingPeopleBeWrong
Eh, a couple.
Gameking116
Courier098
You win some you lose a couple of hundred.
Only one
Assholethecat
Not the one we're living in
benphillips8665
All of them
Duffman26
Fitty
PantsGuy
What gets me is he was interrupted. He could have looked at more.
MadHakon
The one where tacos cease to exist
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
Really?... Better kill Tony then
sonicbn
Can we truly say we won then?
We can, we just can't taco bout it
corporaldickhead
You're loved
By very few.
88wut
The Men in Black Asia division has been nullified. All records have been erased.
PsychicSpider
Japan: *bans Pokemon episode to protect kids from seizures* Japanese kids:
Darklinkinfinite
iamthelasttimelord
That kids gonna appreciate hallucinogens when he's older.
Bonnedad
That kids going places! Not college or anything but you know
Dashpot
To the optometrist. He is going to the optometrist.
Shayrad
Well I see his role in star trek coming to fruition
Kresstro
Ratfish
How to tell when a kid got all their vaccines
Bones8677
Did he just lobotomize himself?
thecontractor
Fuckin’ Red Shirts, no wonder they never survive the away party.
SomeTallDude
Lumbermitsu
chrisjfinlay
That’s Mind-taking, baby! Accept no substitutes!
k5user
the toe-wiggle.. hahahah
okis316
onemanagainstheodds
Poor red shirt is trying his hardest to get out of being next for the away team
notabuttplug
WarWizardPhoenix
reineseele
"I cleary told him to use only one stone"-Doctor Strange
AnonOmis1000
I just noticed the handshake.
Vergenbuurg
A medical doctor, sworn to do no harm, effectively sending a man to his death. That's a helluva weight to bear on one's shoulders.
learntotakejoke
When his parents told him they couldn't afford Lasik, so he said fuck it I'll do it myself for free lol
notalk
railroadman22
Former FDA reviewer that approved LASIK said today it should be banned.
mooseandsquirrell
Wat.
Thewinterisstillhere
But only one is the way to win
arsetechnica
Hong Kong police drones be like
B1gfun
Drain his essence
Bimblefack
He saw the Time Knife
barbwirelove
And used the poop knife
karmasamburg
Bimblefack
So flipping good
rath
The Good Place reference. Nice.
SecretlyASquirrel
Why did I think of Akira.
mirenomascuantosputos
Can I substitute ecstasy with this?...
BaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaBATMAN
Allobarrister
It's the time-gun we've all seen it.
Zigor22
He looks like Tetsuo
Pinkymaze
This comment is the good place
victell
Yes, yes
SJohnson23
The guy from Project Runway?
Asynk
Nope the good place reference
Allobarrister
This is the underrated reply to top comment.
FloodingWaters
Well played. The uncultured won't get it though
DoublevBomb
I might be thinking of a different Time Gun. https://youtu.be/zInGAlNUGbw
Allobarrister
Oh wow. That is a special kind of awful.
DoublevBomb
It was made a long time before things like Youtube and iPhones existed, so yeah, it's pretty rough.
Allobarrister
No I love it. It reminds me of some old derrek comedy stuff
DoublevBomb
It is from around that era, yeah.
Sarcastictastic
But have you seen the time-knife?
NightfallEverdark
Dont try to bring a time-knife to a time-gun fight.
G1nG3rb0b
Yeah, yeah, the time knife; we've all seen it.
Maviyakuku
No we fooking havent.
Cartoones
What about the time toothpick!!!?
SlyMrFox
You'll be picking the same piece of jerky out of your teeth now for all time!
Icodemonkey
Listen here you little prick
LordofSandvich
Don't insult the time toothpick like that!
darksideofthemoonmoon
We all *seent it
wheresmymoneydenny
Who films that without intervening
wipethatfaceoffyourheadbitch
A sibling
TheRicM
REVERSED:
Smogmonster
Sublime.
noviusx
This is now a form of torture.
ijerm
Lol’d for real
noneyobusisness
RollforDiplomacy
I fucking actually laughed lol
ManWithJob
So much better than the original.
tooindecisivetopickcoolusername
Agreed!
Shaows
And they'll wonder why that kid started having seizures when he gets older.
arkhamfashion
oh it's not gonna take that long. his neurons are like over burned pop corn.
EstherG123
Looks like a seizure in the here and now
picknflick
That’s not how anything works.
crummytrack5
Exposure therapy.
dmay1210
And why he went blind..
VanillaAddict
Lmao
MotorMasticator
They’ll just blame the seizures on vaccinations...
sininatin
That's how you get immunized. That kid will never have a seizure in his life.
DinoKebab
He will have autism now though of course.
JohnJohnNomNom
Did you not watch the video? The boy had autism. The gun cured him!! Vaccine Laser-Ray. The future is here!
KalteKartoffeln
I thought you built immunity by getting bit by small epileptics and building up to bigger epileptics
sininatin
No,no, that's for vampires.
Scoobthedood
ActualRoyo
Brunette could almost be Maisie Williams..
SKIDTURD
Every time I see this gif I’m jealous- she is having the best effing time!
BabyRabits
Sprixxen
Stroke the shaft, cup the balls, contemplate existence.
thecucumber
Hahaha I think the blonde girl maybe just got distracted by a loose hair but it looks crazy and now I'm self conscious
arealistohthehumanity
Nope, def stroking a peen
TheDogfart
photobomber
I like the blonde in the back. That is all
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
just starting!
thegrimtrigger
Yeah I've been that high. Recommended.
Magnum3point141592654
Sauce, please.
[deleted]
[deleted]
Magnum3point141592654
He's going to have a flaming o-ring, like the space shuttle Challenger.
turdinaskinsuit
SHOVELZ
Go to a rave, you will not be disappointed and sauce will be confirmed
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar
How many did we win?
C3POFACE
Don't worry about it.
RhymingEverything
2653 where everyone lives, but only one where Tony dies too...
SaraFourImgur
Counting the Vietnam war? One.
learntotakejoke
ONE
DeadCMOSbattery
NONE
JustLettingPeopleBeWrong
Eh, a couple.
Gameking116
Courier098
You win some you lose a couple of hundred.
Thewinterisstillhere
Only one
Assholethecat
Not the one we're living in
benphillips8665
All of them
Duffman26
Fitty
PantsGuy
What gets me is he was interrupted. He could have looked at more.
MadHakon
The one where tacos cease to exist
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
Really?... Better kill Tony then
sonicbn
Can we truly say we won then?
MadHakon
We can, we just can't taco bout it
corporaldickhead
You're loved
MadHakon
By very few.