Smayds

246851 pts ยท July 1, 2013


Progenitor, Kerfuffle, Equinox, Fletcher and Betwixt are my top 5 cool words.

Oh, so that's why the bright eyes were burning like fire. There was something in them.

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#21 oh so THAT's why jungle is massive.

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To quote a great man: I don't wanna be homophobic, but some words with different spellings and meanings do be sounding like each other.

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Perhaps if they instead were on the QA team, they'd be a little more gruntled.

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Hey what was that about Kansas City again?

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Oh he passed three IQ tests, don't you know. Big strong doctors with tears in their eyes said he was the smartest ever, he remembered there was a lion, it was beautiful, so beautiful

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If it's deficient, is there some supplement or vitamin it could take to help with that?

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Ya see now, this terrible headline says that a federal agent was arrested, and the same agent was then masturbated. Presumably against their will. Presumably by the arresting officer. I hope they wore a glove and at least spat on it, let's not go tearing any important skin. English is a weirdo cuckooland language.

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"I SAWED THESE NIPPLES IN HALF!" Jeez Phil, calm down

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As long as you march to the beat of the CCP's drum, everything's lovely in China. Great healthcare, reasonable working hours, affordable food, good housing, unlimited entertainment, et cetera. But set ONE TOE OUT OF LINE in any way, however, and you're an unperson.

...and this is only if you live in suburbia or a city. If you, like 600 million Chinese, live rurally, then you don't matter at all. The word "peasant" is still relevant there.

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Didn't I read somewhere once that Peter's quirky neighbour from the Tobey Maguire Spider-Man films was supposed to be Black Cat, and knew he was a superhero 'cos she breaks I to his apartment and found his costume, but they never developed that beyond a concept? Or am I getting confused by early 2000s Internet madey-uppey news?

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They unfortunately terminated their contract with the company in Nairobi that was training its natural-language processor.

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Well that pool boy ain't gonna work for free.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It'd be really handy for walking around a hill clockwise.

2 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

My wife, Eleanor.

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Oh, damn. Cornea burns are the worst. By the time you feel it, all the damage is done... I guess she healed up okay but it wouldn't have been a very fun few days! Also, it looks like fire dancing isn't the only way you set pretty girls on fire!

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Beeoshock

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I have a little UVC lamp that's really good at curing resin and sterilizing equipment. It's also really good at giving you an awful sunburn in less than a minute and making your corneas feel like they're packed with hot sand. Just a few seconds after it's turned on, you can smell the ozone it makes as it starts to rip the molecules in the air apart. It's probably the most dangerous piece of electronic equipment I own, and it is small and innocent-looking :-/

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My cheapie Oppo is barely thicker than its analogue hole, but it's still got one.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*two brain cells in a constant battle for third place

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Keanu Reeves's accent is a wonder to behold.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Maybe the see-through canoe guy's got really really big feet. Like, Sideshow Bob grade.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Warning: HTCPCP error 418

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Inbred? No, purebred.

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Oh I know it. I learned as a teenaged lad that sometimes it doesn't matter how much I say no, if the other person is a decade older than me and has got me completely drunk. I also learned how loudly the police can laugh at a young kid trying their best. She died of cancer more than a decade ago. I wasn't sad at all. I've pissed on her grave a few times now.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Interesting, I wasn't aware of that. If that's the case, then yeah, very good point, and she deserves no respect at all (and a court appearance, in a just world).

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I bet that car's got a coolant leak for extra realism.

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