Orange cats are something
278
32
17854
Nyeow
755
30
20846
Small dump
48
12
1650
Got my Acer Nitro years ago...still works
46
3
885
Yeah
43
3
1126
Meow-go
27
7
925
Another small dump before a 11:39pm Road Trip
72
13
3100
Stalin was ambious ...
16
28
1198
Your brain associates dim orange light with safety and comfort because your ancestors huddled around campfires for safety and comfort.
291
65
7714
It's friend shaped af
253
20
14919
Small cleaning dump
517
40
22660
Horse meeting
46
13
1204
Small phone dump
192
36
13496
Full attention
43
33
1667
Rocket
39
13
1337
Year blank of the adventure
38
3
1013
Don't wear glasses
1
6
376
Small motivation
31
7
1227
Just some of my favorite modern retelling of The Odyssey
49
18
1319
It’s a little known fact that all the slow horses were killed off in the First World War leaving only the fastest and strongest of the species.
330
61
15985
Keep them guessing
43
10
1338
I mean come on
240
14
13358
Always be silly
426
39
14469
A 20 year old at work is flirting with me. I should turn her down
-1
1
499
Current mood
723
10
21869
Phone dump
29
7
1414
These indie bands got weird fetishes
48
25
1472
Top agent and reliable doesn't mean dump the work load on me.
35
11
1639
Coffee is great
634
137
28348
Oops
869
222
30805
Went grocery shopping
26
1
773
I mean yeah
330
41
14932
Every fennec I've ever met has the confidence of a CEO and the decision-making skills of a raccoon
33
8
1007
Sassy white paint
48
5
1122
True they like Twinks
40
8
1061
And many a person claimed they would have been married long ago if it wasn't for the Sea Peoples messing things up!
32
13
1373
Modern vampires suck
36
27
1527
Remember when you would go to the shoe store and have them use one of these on you by a clerk? Then you left the store with comfortable shoes that actually fit.
292
98
15786
Poor tits
42
14
1187
Let's circle back to it
912
221
27737
Will be Dooming this Shift
292
48
15410
Everyone meet Mao he likes to push the door while I'm in the bathroom to tell me he's hungry
44
4
860
What he get arrested for? Threatening people with a good time??
37
25
1537
Well yeah
323
32
16753
Mood board while working a graveyard shift
16
3
838
It's D cups....
22
8
906
Luckily I did both
391
90
16502
Mood today
29
3
1092
Me commuting to the job I manifested by accidentally clicking "Easy Apply."
-6
2
132
Same
44
14
1341
So how would this work with my grandfathers musket exactly?
-3
3
348
Timber
6
9
756
Every word of this sentence is a work of art
23
6
586
Always violence
30
4
1147
Oh Bo Jack
45
2
1235
Pervert
708
27
23020
He got sulky because his dirty hands and feet were being washed
46
2
899
Security guards in the Philippines suck cause I every day carry and they don't check
14
3
1005