Stroke the shaft. Contemplate existence. (Love that gif every time I see it)

10 years ago | 204 2

allcapsnospaces

10 years ago | 1 0

I'm pretty sure 0 cenhenheit / fartigrade is pretty bad for swimming regardless...

10 years ago | 6 0

It is. Seems like he was on Ottopilot

10 years ago | 3 0

Go to Canada with it and it becomes Torontoe

10 years ago | 4 0

It'll all be okay. Take this, it'll make you feel a little better

11 years ago | 3 1

Well... It's not really a selfie...

11 years ago | 1 0

ZERO FUCKING DAMAGE!!

11 years ago | 7 0

Eyo! :D

11 years ago | 1 0

Watermark is from a Dutch TV Station. So that's some quality repost material right here.

11 years ago | 25 0

How the fuck do you expect to bake a cake dickbrain?

11 years ago | 2 1

1..2... Scissors... 1...2... Heil Hitler.

11 years ago | 3222 8

2 points for gryffindor*

11 years ago | 3 0

Not since the accident

11 years ago | 2 0

Metro Last Light. Great list! :)

11 years ago | 36 0

Wërg Wërg

11 years ago | 1 0

Are the pictures in opposite order, or is this just skaeteboarding in Australia?

11 years ago | 1 0

Time an egg. My guess, have sex while boiling an egg, where the duration of the sex is the means of knowing how boiled the egg is.

11 years ago | 22 2

I am relevant!

11 years ago | 1 1

That is exactly what a fridge would say!

11 years ago | 1 0

A truck overtaking another truck, with what I'm guessing is only a slightly higher speed.

12 years ago | 1 0

Alright guys the escape is here. Get out now or stay and get more.

12 years ago | 1 0

Then don't get the extra, regular should be just fine for you.

12 years ago | 8 0

Hello guys, Russel here.

12 years ago | 2 1