RoboCrowley

16214 pts ยท July 22, 2015


so it goes. Black Sabbath is life

I'm white trash and I'm in trouble!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

God I love Busch.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Absolute truth. But I've only been here less than a year out of 14 total. Applebees is the only place I've worked that had a microwave.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lol yup. It's sad.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah man. I've been cooking since I was 14. (14 yrs) Lied I was older to wash dishes. Cooking sucks, but I love it and am damn good at it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Better than cooking.

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I'm a cook

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

I met him at a convention once. A very nice man. Talked to me for 5 minutes, I was like 15.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

White Tiger the Enslaver of Man. Fuck yeah. I'm some badass coke lord.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hands down.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Commence to jigglin'!

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Yeah, it "kinda" is.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

"I can call you Betty; Betty when you call me you can call me Al."

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is me and my girlfriends song. We are having a fight tonight. I'll take this as a good sign.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

made me think of this dog singing Rehab by Amy Winehouse lol. RIP Amy

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

i thought this was going to be that cat saving he kid from the pitbull. this is still good too though

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I can' wait until after the final season when all of the actors still on contract with HBO hit free agency.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it says $0.99 on the can. Where do they get off?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still would. All day every day

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

True. But that doesn't excuse a gif of a man laughing. It is the essence of poor taste. This kid hasn't been dead 12 hours.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

Someone died you asshole. But go ahead and laugh you piece of shit.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 8

Lmao

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it's funny. Oh well.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Cool, but it's no truck-boat-truck.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Furious George what have they done to you?!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah. "You used to have an uncle, but he dies trying to save a cat that would have died in in five years regardless." I've got priorities.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

I appreciated your reference buddy

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What the hell is a bumbers?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Happens more than you would think. I worked at applebees and once had a truck show up 12 hours late.

9 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 0

"I'm not gay, I'm Canadian."

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1