50263 pts ยท December 6, 2021
Ooh! I can swap soup recipes with Cherubael again!
I'm just waiting for the imperium to tear itself apart so I can sacrifice the remains to the glory of CHAOS! >:D
The coprophiliacs of the Impy Fists aren't much of a threat. And as the only chapter with the Emperor's geneseed used in their creation, and the ones charged with taking him down, I guarantee you the GK have got tech that would make even the High Lords shit themselves. The Grey Knights are Exterminatus given physical form.
how did he tie off the hose? does Brutus has retractable thumbs?
I was gonna downvote you, but -69 downvotes feels appropriate. So enjoy this instead:
#6 - whatever happened to that guy? His videos where everywhere for a while and then nothing. Kinda miss that slightly disturbing smile and the insanely tasty looking giant meals he made.
This is a just ragebait garbage. "Think it couldn't happen today? Read the news....." oh fuck off. Whoever wrote that pissy bit of bullshit is a fucking arsehole who deserves a good roshambo.
One of my bucket-list items since I was a kid was to go to the US and visit any little town that had a weird festival of some kind (like the one in Doc Hollywood). Looks more and more like it'll never happen, cos damn if I'm going anywhere near the US again while there's even a sniff of maga people around.
Too heavy for me these days. Give me a nice wizard robe and hat instead please :)
You might have it worse there, with all the daz3d and ai anime "art" in 'erotic' games. I wouldn't be surprised if there's some overlap of writers though.
How erotic are you looking for? MA15+, NC17, R18+ or outright porn?
Beat me to it, Anna Hackett is my go-to for suggestions.
There aren't enough Sisters to shut down the entire Grey Knight chapter, and Custodes are nowhere near as powerful as you lot are making them out to be. Ya's are seriously underestimating the Grey Knights, probably by thinking they're mostly a regular space marine chapter with some funky extra powers.
It was the "dirty shitlocker" bit that killed me. It's just the right amount of startlingly hilarious and straight-up gross. Not for publishing, but to get permanently added to my intrusive thoughts.
Glad we can all agree you're a cunt.
My orange blobcat gets the zoomies right after he announces to the world at large that he's pooped. Fuzzy lil weirdo.
Nope. No one thinks you're an agent of anything. Just a cunt.
45,000. Not 4 - 5 thousand. Autocaptions are lazy and often incorrect, don't use them.
I thought he died in the 90s?
Eh, you're underestimating the Grey Knights and overestimating the Custodes.
Grey Knights are made from the Emperor's own geneseed. I think they'd get the job done, though with heavy losses.
Then without further ado, for your amusement, I present the opening line of the 2nd chapter of said immediately binned manuscript: "Fuck me! Fuck me harder!", she screamed. "Harder! More! Stuff your fat meat up my dirty shitlocker! Fill me!"
also, people need to stop trying to invent new euphamisms for "penis" and "vagina". Not one fucking person on the planet is going to be tittilated by someone "thrusting their enfluffed manmaker", they're going to be laughing too fuckin' hard.
I'm under an NDA, so I can't really share much. But if you're happy to take the psychic damage, I'll share the worst *individual* (and non-identifying) line I've read so far. It's from a manuscript I sent to the reject pile before finishing the 2nd chapter.
A not-insignificant percent make me wonder if the author has ever actually had sex, some I wonder if they've ever met a member of the opposite sex. As for general misconceptions... at least half of novels I get sent have a sex scene or two where what's described is either physically impossible or would be incredibly painful
Ok, so yeah this sucks for America. But for Australian farmers, it looks like it'll mean that the supermarket duopoly will have to start negotiating with them to buy the oranges they grow rather than flooding the store with cheap, flavourless californian imports.
The Australian government voted on and passed our insane internet bannings & restrictions well over a year ago. They took it to the federal election and the vast majority of Australians said "ok, beaut".
No mention of how Australia's going beyond all of this, banning ALL social media for "under 16s" which means that the rest of us will have to dox ourselves to private companies in order to even use a basic search engine? Or that they want to take it worldwide? If you think what the UK and US are doing now is shitty, wait til they implement what our cunts are doing. Btw, this is coming from the allegedly "left-wing" Labor government, not the christofascists in the Lib/Nat coalition.
That movie was so dumb. Good enough waste of an hour and a half if you wanna turn your brain off tho.
that's how you get parasites and other diseases. human meat needs to be cooked properly.
Ooh! I can swap soup recipes with Cherubael again!
I'm just waiting for the imperium to tear itself apart so I can sacrifice the remains to the glory of CHAOS! >:D
The coprophiliacs of the Impy Fists aren't much of a threat. And as the only chapter with the Emperor's geneseed used in their creation, and the ones charged with taking him down, I guarantee you the GK have got tech that would make even the High Lords shit themselves. The Grey Knights are Exterminatus given physical form.
how did he tie off the hose? does Brutus has retractable thumbs?
I was gonna downvote you, but -69 downvotes feels appropriate. So enjoy this instead:
#6 - whatever happened to that guy? His videos where everywhere for a while and then nothing. Kinda miss that slightly disturbing smile and the insanely tasty looking giant meals he made.
This is a just ragebait garbage. "Think it couldn't happen today? Read the news....." oh fuck off. Whoever wrote that pissy bit of bullshit is a fucking arsehole who deserves a good roshambo.
One of my bucket-list items since I was a kid was to go to the US and visit any little town that had a weird festival of some kind (like the one in Doc Hollywood). Looks more and more like it'll never happen, cos damn if I'm going anywhere near the US again while there's even a sniff of maga people around.
Too heavy for me these days. Give me a nice wizard robe and hat instead please :)
You might have it worse there, with all the daz3d and ai anime "art" in 'erotic' games. I wouldn't be surprised if there's some overlap of writers though.
How erotic are you looking for? MA15+, NC17, R18+ or outright porn?
Beat me to it, Anna Hackett is my go-to for suggestions.
There aren't enough Sisters to shut down the entire Grey Knight chapter, and Custodes are nowhere near as powerful as you lot are making them out to be. Ya's are seriously underestimating the Grey Knights, probably by thinking they're mostly a regular space marine chapter with some funky extra powers.
It was the "dirty shitlocker" bit that killed me. It's just the right amount of startlingly hilarious and straight-up gross. Not for publishing, but to get permanently added to my intrusive thoughts.
Glad we can all agree you're a cunt.
My orange blobcat gets the zoomies right after he announces to the world at large that he's pooped. Fuzzy lil weirdo.
Nope. No one thinks you're an agent of anything. Just a cunt.
45,000. Not 4 - 5 thousand. Autocaptions are lazy and often incorrect, don't use them.
I thought he died in the 90s?
Eh, you're underestimating the Grey Knights and overestimating the Custodes.
Grey Knights are made from the Emperor's own geneseed. I think they'd get the job done, though with heavy losses.
Then without further ado, for your amusement, I present the opening line of the 2nd chapter of said immediately binned manuscript: "Fuck me! Fuck me harder!", she screamed. "Harder! More! Stuff your fat meat up my dirty shitlocker! Fill me!"
also, people need to stop trying to invent new euphamisms for "penis" and "vagina". Not one fucking person on the planet is going to be tittilated by someone "thrusting their enfluffed manmaker", they're going to be laughing too fuckin' hard.
I'm under an NDA, so I can't really share much. But if you're happy to take the psychic damage, I'll share the worst *individual* (and non-identifying) line I've read so far. It's from a manuscript I sent to the reject pile before finishing the 2nd chapter.
A not-insignificant percent make me wonder if the author has ever actually had sex, some I wonder if they've ever met a member of the opposite sex. As for general misconceptions... at least half of novels I get sent have a sex scene or two where what's described is either physically impossible or would be incredibly painful
Ok, so yeah this sucks for America. But for Australian farmers, it looks like it'll mean that the supermarket duopoly will have to start negotiating with them to buy the oranges they grow rather than flooding the store with cheap, flavourless californian imports.
The Australian government voted on and passed our insane internet bannings & restrictions well over a year ago. They took it to the federal election and the vast majority of Australians said "ok, beaut".
No mention of how Australia's going beyond all of this, banning ALL social media for "under 16s" which means that the rest of us will have to dox ourselves to private companies in order to even use a basic search engine? Or that they want to take it worldwide? If you think what the UK and US are doing now is shitty, wait til they implement what our cunts are doing. Btw, this is coming from the allegedly "left-wing" Labor government, not the christofascists in the Lib/Nat coalition.
That movie was so dumb. Good enough waste of an hour and a half if you wanna turn your brain off tho.
that's how you get parasites and other diseases. human meat needs to be cooked properly.