RTK4740

97875 pts ยท March 5, 2015


I wish for nothing but a delicious French dip sandwich with adequate fries.

I hate the way he says this word. I realize it's the hilarious point and it's effective. But he is very good at making me angry when he says it each time.

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Okay but have you even TRIED the perogies in Warsaw? They are soooooooooo good. A little honey mustard and horseradish sauce and it's heaven. Try it.

2 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

In the candidate's defense, this Florida voter was trying to cock block a Republican from graping kids, so he had that kind of backlash coming to him. /s

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would 100% drink this.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@JacktheKind, @truthader, @CatatonicCowMoo, @kitkatarine, @AuroraoftheNorth, @snowwhyyt, @RingyDingy, @ParallelParkingInABurka, @Nix77, @theplantladyisabenevolentruler, @kalaxar, @suchamaroon, @PrincessPicklebricks, @huhimconfused, @lupanda, @wilkgr, @jesseCandyBaroness, @MADchemEE, @wynterwitch, @creamsodaYo, @ahorseelbowdeepinme, @bliblablubb1, @willowfoxy, @clarifairy, @magikarpsWasSuperEffective, @BackfeeElli, @DustyMcKnuckles

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ouch. Sorry.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*applauds in shareholder*

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is a hard day. My parents (both beloved to me) have been gone for years and years. I miss them daily. My love for them burns strong but is now infused with a bit of sadness because I can't pick up the phone and call. I wish your love for this great woman expands your heart as you mourn her.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that a leopard bounding toward me, right toward my face? I wonder why.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You must be from Pawnee.

6 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Defend612 is a MN organization that can put you in touch with people who need groceries and safe delivery of people.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have tried being smarter. Unfortunately it didn't work out for me because of the dumbness.

6 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Agreed. Come back here and post about the success of your violent protest reaction. Show us how it's done.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Great post, thanks!

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sky Daddy is not going to like your saying that.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, we've got to get rid of the original sin God put inside us because he loved us enough to put it inside us but now we are dirty sinners and hateful.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I cry whenever I see this clip. The marriage proposal. Not the gif.

6 months ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

#5 Who knew counting to eight could be interesting!

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, well, well. Looks like all my lying-in-wait strategies paid off. I found you, Clifford Prime, you son of a------

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yaaaaaaay!

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This was a beautiful tribute. I had a great mom, too, and your story made me appreciate both yours and mine.

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I love how Burt Reynolds is in the middle of his name. Safe journey to the afterlife of Catnip, Burt.

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sometimes I flashbang myself when there is no one else around.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yah, it's terrible but free hot dogs.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love both people in this car. When they both yell at the end, I realized I could be pals with them.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Banger oodles as always.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seeing the gifts grow under the tree was a delight as a child. Didn't matter what was in the boxes. You're a good dad.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, but it was Mary who took the giant piss in that bowl.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love the nods at the beginning as if listening to the anchors whispering in her ear.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0