ProfessorMatt

211352 pts ยท April 5, 2013


Yes, I am a real professor. I teach film production. Big SF fan- Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, BSG (both versions), other TV shows, books (big fan of Niven, Ellison, Clarke, and Scalzi) and other movies. I build sci-fi models, too, as a hobby. And I own two-and-a-half Corgis (the youngest is half Corgi, half sneaky neighbor dog.) I'm trying my best to be an Otter of the Universe.

"SHUN! SHUN THE NONBELIEVER! SHUNNN!"

4 days ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

The Flat And The Furious.

4 days ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

I think that's the RAM upgrade.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now take the tray the robot was holding and put it on top of the tarps. It's not a robot, it's a transforming instant coffee table!

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I hate it when I get an itch in my back like that!

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Watching this, I ask: Would the modern comparative acceptance of the furry lifestyle (and companies that cater to them) result in improvements in the quality of children's television entertainment costumes?

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"Statutory rape" is the crime of sex with a minor, even when the sex is agreed to by both parties, not forced. The reason why it is considered rape is because the minor is considered to be too young to legally consent to have sex or sexual contact. Statutory rape is still rape.

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Statutory rape is the crime of sex with a minor, even when the sex is agreed to by both parties, not forced. The reason why it is considered rape is because the minor is considered to be too young to legally consent to have sex or sexual contact. It's still rape.

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2/2 "Pritt, 36, represents Fayette County's 50th House District and works as a Fayette County high school teacher, having previously taught middle school in the same county. The criminal complaint alleges that Pritt, a Republican, had sexual contact with a female student under the age of 18."

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From the article: "The complaint alleges that Pritt, 36, warned the then-15-year-old victim that exposure would 'open up hell in our lives'. It sets out an alleged pattern of grooming that ... escalated into alleged physical encounters in classroom settings during the 2025 school year...
The investigation began on 9 July after the family of a then-15-year-old girl reported that Pritt had allegedly sexually assaulted her, according to the complaint. 1/2

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This is the opposite of the cartoon character CatDog.

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But there's no back seat? Or did he mean "just hang onto the back", in which case the dying would be almost guaranteed?

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#17 The little dogs just don't like the competition for aural dominance.

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I always thought whiffle balls were just molded that way...

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I hate to be the one to tell you this, but underneath your fancy carcuterie board... you've got rats.

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"The victim has described between five and ten alleged physical encounters in classroom settings during late 2025." That's not being accused of grooming, that's being accused of rape.

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We are all forks jammed in God's toaster.

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And there, a second before the end of the video, we see Abraham Lincoln hanging his bronze head so he doesn't have to look at any of this shit.

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That's the whole schwarm!

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Look! It's my uncle!

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Is that a saddle on top?

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It's fun.

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"Shovel or shoulder?"

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+1 for Panty and Stocking!

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