Primatebuddy

1751 pts ยท June 26, 2015


What are you talking about? I went to public school, and I didn't eat rat and neither did anyone else I knew. I simply don't believe you ate that sort of thing, and it's ridiculous to say that because you went to public school they made you sloppy joes out of rat. It was lizards, specifically the Florida brown anole where I'm from. These days also iguana. Frankly, the lizard sloppy joe slaps.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I told mine the same thing. I am the only male in a house of 4 in Florida. Damn right I am letting them stay.

1 day ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I could watch this all day.

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I just tried to give my wife some cheese and, despite my magical hand waving, she was not the least bit fascinated.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What would happen...and hear me out now...if someone lit them on fire, and someone from the next block did the same, and so on from city to city like the beacons of Gondor. Surely no one would attempt such madness.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No no, it's too much

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Those fuckin' Rain Bird soakers have been known to decapitate a squirrel.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's termites.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Clearly it's AI, since no one in their right mind would use a portable bandsaw or Sawzall to gnaw through them like that.

1 week ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I had a paper airplane book as a kid with an almost identical plane; it was made exactly like that without the cuts. Give it a try without and see if it flies better, I remember it winning me a paper airplane contest in 3rd grade. I got a Star Wars poster, which had just come out.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah I like her shtick.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Appreciating the old memes is like listening to classic rock; you seem old and kids make fun of you. Fucking kids.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Basically skipping without landing the front foot.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bug-eyed freak.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At about 1:24 he pronounces it normally.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you pronounce it "back a lite" or bake lite"?

I've been saying the former since the mid 80s when my science teacher in school called the tables we had "back a lite topped lab tables." 30 years later my dad tells me I am an idiot for saying it that way.

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I dunno man, seems like dogs can smell things we can't.

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

"You'll uh, know the one."

Motherfucker no I do not.

1 month ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 0

Before I die, I want to be recorded on a train car using one of those old-timey hand pump mechanisms while moving at this speed.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Even 40 years later, the scent of cigarettes and hairspray gets me going.

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Pee no T

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Instantly thought of him!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So if you're an attorney, would you not expect this sort of thing? And if you did, why would you let it get that far?

2 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

"Hey here's this thing that is sweeping races we though we had on lock. Let's write something that says how we reject it and will never be part of that! Should work perfectly!"

JFC

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

we buy just about everything there.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you have a wireless AP where you can create multiple wifi networks that will broadcast their SSID, one thing you should definitely not do is troll your surrounding christian nationalist neighbors by naming those networks "YOUR ORANGE LEADER HATES YOU" or something similar.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It really does.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Family of four here. I can confirm this, we reach equilibrium around 3-5 months in even on the exec membership.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0