Phishouttawatta

43544 pts · April 30, 2011


I love pizza more than I love some members of my family http://i.imgur.com/1qoFlGr.png Marine biologist, marine mammal trainer/keeper, researched marine mammal ecology/behavior and invasive mangroves on coral reef fish populations.

You’ve heard of elf on a shelf. Get ready for…

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P O N D E R A B L E

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I like chocolate milk.

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Imgur let me know it was my Cakeday 10 minutes before midnight, first thing I thought to share with you. Hope you like it :)

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You go, Glen Cocoa!

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SHUDDUP!

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LIAAAARRRERRRUHH

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For my cake day: please enjoy my favorite Tiny Psychos and Noodles!

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I made a mistake. She w(o)nt let me (c)lip anymore. Will I be arrested.

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As a swimmer, when that water finally works its way out of your ear

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I never understood why it was a perpetual problem

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Oh Wisconsin, go drunk, you're home.

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I avoided imgur all day bc politics but am here now to share my sea slugs!

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MRW rather than watch the Olympics, my whole town would rather go to Country on the River

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HAPPY STEVE IRWIN DAY, EVERYONE! 

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Instead of wiffle ball Tony or bookworm Steve for the election this year...

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Can you help me find my stairs shark?

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MRW I realize after a two hour commute that I forgot my phone at home

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MRW boss at my new job says no military time on my handwritten time card

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Just found out my birthday falls on National Cat Day during National Pizza Month. Here is a bunch of cats and pizza.

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MRW the kids sitting behind me ask why we need seatbelts on Star Tours

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That's rough, buddy

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MRW I wake up and can't see anything, then remember I'm wearing an eye mask

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My mom just posted this to her fb saying this is what happens when my 11 yo brother wakes up before her

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I know I'm behind, but I just finished the office

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Is it voodoo?? VOODOO!!!

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As an intern, staff members be like...

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Just a reminder for the Imgur community

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Across the ocean from my family on Christmas, MRW I come to imgur for laughs, but it's all selfies

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I had a sneaking suspicion at work today regarding the presence of a Totoro

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Hey Imgur! Help us name our new pups :D

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That feeling you get after you send your application for your dream position

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Screenshot from Leonardo DiCaprio's new film, Revenant

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MRW my boyfriend asks for a sloppy BJ

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PSA: WE'RE BACK IS ON NETFLIX!!!

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It was me.

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As requested, some Orca facts: enjoy

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Working as a photo host in area with large asian population

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I just got a call: my baby died today.

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Shawn! Shawn! I can't leave my puma, Shawn!

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Got up in the middle of the night to use the restroom and narrowly avoided stepping on this sea pancake

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You hear about Pluto? That's messed up, right?

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MRW my roommate tells me she's never seen Ferris Beuler's Day Off

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My favorite picture of my dad seems appropriate to share today

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It's like getting panty shot texts from a bunch of strangers

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I'm worried, Imgur. My tamagotchi hasn't called for me all day.

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Got some stingrays at IMMS, this guy is either super excited or just told the corniest joke

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"Are you the singing version of Hitler?"

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Imgur's new FP formula: Step 1. Post any gif from blackjaguarwhitetiger Instagram

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Someone in Raleigh is asking the REAL questions

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Googly eyes make everything better

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Mr. Savage telling his grandkids how he took over the Imgur

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All jobs have unpleasant aspects...

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MRW my passenger puts their seatbelt on after I take a particularly hard turn

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I am not waiting another 364 days to post this just because I forgot yesterday

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There's a resurgence going on...

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Mom called for you in the backyard today, but you just laid there and never got up. I'm so, very sorry you were alone. I hope you went peacefully. RIP Lola (8/30/2011-4/20/2015)

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