Phishouttawatta
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MRW my boyfriend asks for a sloppy BJ
Dec 5, 2015 4:47 AM
Phishouttawatta
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StiffSlinky
Bonejob.
wafflesandpuppies
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Krazzzi
Fievel goes west not south.
Eldibs
Maybe a real hero's the last one to know about it.
lakkupippu
laughed more of the actual gif then the title
sover1
If anyone wants to know the proper way, I think Stallone released an audio instructional a few years back.
Daimoth
IMO guys find bj's arousing more than it ever feels good. Good head givers are vanishingly rare.
Howtogrowwood
Big +1 for fievel goes west
bigfosty
Why did this turn me on?
Oinko
Jimmy Stewart's last role. Best actor.
Blze001
I had no idea Wylie was Jimmy Stewart. TIL.
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
I...am a God.
WHYDONTIREMEMBERMYPASSWORD
An American Tail: Fivel Goes West! - the ruined childhood edition.
Vesane
Ah... you finally helped me understand a Brooklyn 9 9 reference to "Fivel".
professoroverall
What you mean
aceranek
I'm guessing that they are referring to this post, not the movie itself.
professoroverall
Shut up
Stee4vendetta
Plot twist; op is a cat
Tabbies101
Have this movie on VHS
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
Most of us on here did.
amberwavesofgame
Im 26 and this is my all time favorite animated movie.
Phishouttawatta
I didn't know for the longest time there was "An American Tail" I only ever had "Fievel Goes West" as a kid. Watched it over and over again
amberwavesofgame
haha me too!! Give em the laaaaazyyyy eyeeeee o_0
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
I...am a Dog.
VideoNotes
Well he did ask for it
AlphaIndustrial
Bow wow wow. Woof woof ha ha ha
TardisBatman
FIEVEL!
Tillthenextlife
Yusssssss
somewhatdoomed
I loved this movie.
GoDDstopper
I love the Laaaayzee eye
Nautilus6
Aw gee I'm afraid to ask...OK what's the Laaaayzee eye. (In Tiger's voice)
InfiniteBreadStickss
Love* Fievel is for life.
somewhatdoomed
You're absolutely right. This and All Dogs Go to Heaven!
InfiniteBreadStickss
Oh god, the first movie I legit cried to.
myheartisstarkmyspiritistargaryen
I know that feels bro
InfiniteBreadStickss
Annnnnnd just found out the girl who voiced Anne-Marie was killed by her father before the release. That's gonna make it harder to watch :(
Yaminohere
She also voiced Ducky from Land Before Time. /gives you some tissues
Frogapus
Once a guy asked for louder slurping and I tried and accidentally made the most wet-balloon-sounding noise I've ever heard.
ShadowXII
*PPPHHHTTTTTHTHTHTHTTHTTphft*
Frogapus
More or less, yes.
AdoIfHitIer
Continue please
Frogapus
See above--nothing else to really say. We both didn't say anything, and the blowjob continued.
NotAPervert
How'd he react?
Frogapus
I was mortified, but he, very politely, didn't say anything. So after a moment to regain my composure, I continued.
Phishouttawatta
if it makes you feel any better, one time I gagged so hard that food from behind my monster tonsils (now gone) and a bunch of spit came out
Phishouttawatta
he thought I had vomited.
Frogapus
You poor thing! It does make me feel better, but now I feel so bad for you!
Phishouttawatta
haha it's okay, it WAS mortifying, now it's just a funny story. he cleaned off & I kept going,apparently didn't break the romance for him
Frogapus
Aww! Good for you! ^_^
JarethCutestory
Hmmm. . .interesting. May we have a demonstration?
Frogapus
Suprisingly similar to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH8CMvabvl8
6pace
give him the laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzyyyyyyy eyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeee
TheOnlyHopeForMeIsYou
ShadowXII
Laaaeeeezzzzyyy eeeeeyyyyeeeaaaazzzyyy.
Onondagadaddy
I'm the only person my gf was ever with and when she first started she was terrible at it. Sometimes still is when she's not so into it. 1/2
tibris
goddamnit! I used to work at McD's and we had that movie on repeat every day for the 3 months I worked there. I know the dialogue by heart
tibris
that was 20 years ago!
100percentmilk
Thanks for bringing this back. Loved this movie as a kid.
ianofminnesota
Wait, you can just ask?
georgealmost
Not with any of the girls I've ever been with...
WHYDONTIREMEMBERMYPASSWORD
right? shit took me years to understand.
PleasantPeasantPheasant
Boi, I'm denser than a bowl of oatmeal.
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
Ayyyyy
Omgcaek
Oh hell yes you can
YouWOULDsaythat
At an appropriate time, yes. Not during precious Imgur time.
JarethCutestory
Sure! How else are you going to get your daily dose of eye-rolling, snickering rejection?
JarethCutestory
That made me sadder than I thought it would http://imgur.com/jXnd9vm
AdoIfHitIer
And does she have to be your girlfriend?
whateveritisitisntfunny
Oh Hitler!!
MyDadAteMyFuckingPepperoniAgain
Hi Hitler!
MannersMakethMan
What...do you just push your gf/bf head towards your crotch and hope for the best?
UndulatingTerrain
Communication, son! You can also ask what THEY like and then do that. Win-win!
xBurrito
You need way more upvotes
xBurrito
You need way more upvotes
redhairandglitter
We prefer it. Saves us from trying to figure you guys out!
Tekhead
We're really not that complicated.
Thoraxe123
the secret to men: give blowjobs. done.
YouMightGetIdeas
You can operate on the assumption that your bf wants a blowjob, all the time.
NRubric
Only when you girls tell us what you like too!
redhairandglitter
I don't make anyone guess!
NRubric
Good to know. =)
CanadianThemedName
It's pretty simple, really. The answer is always yes, or "in 5 minutes"
IamtheGreatQueenSnugglewombs
Yeah, I dont think you need to wonder weather a guy would like a blowjob or not.
moarbid
I think she meant sloppy or not.
sicsided
I actually don't like receiving them. And yes, I've had good ones.
IamtheGreatQueenSnugglewombs
Hm, that's always a new one.
Gorhckmn
Just out of curiosity, why?
sicsided
Lack of control, not enough sensation or kind of sensation I like, and usually most cannot fit all of me in their mouth.
HappiPeach
Alternative Title: How virgins look giving their first BJ
AndInTheDarknessBindThem
Nah. That would have been great. I got the ones who just put it in their mouth... Like just being in their was enough
HappiPeach
Some girls don't realize that there's actual things you can do with it, like moving your tongue around or using your hand at the same time
TheHornedKing
My first form a girl she went started sucking so hard. Trying to create a vacuum in my balls? Ow. 7/10 would not have dick sucked by again.
Flyndaran
Because of natural insensitivity, it's not possible to hoover too strongly for me. :(
maybeushouldnt
Teeth.
ttobo22
The first time my ex gave me a BJ, I shit you not, she blew on my penis. I told her how to do it, and she was like that makes more sense
HappiPeach
Had a girl and her bf get suspended from my middle school for doing that the boys bathroom.
IamtheGreatQueenSnugglewombs
My first was a guy who werent afraid of telling me, what I did wrong. I got that shit down pretty good!
SlothStormborn
Nope, I was so damn timid the first time.
gettingjiggywithit
I was pretty damn good from the start.
WHYDONTIREMEMBERMYPASSWORD
Imgur now collectively requests proof of said dick sucking skills. I'll watch.
PleasantPeasantPheasant
Me too, personally I blame it on all the yaoi I read.
Phishouttawatta
I may also blame all of the M rated fan fiction I read as well.
thesarahpowellexperience
Congrats?
astronave
Ditto. As a gay man, my BJ skills were oddly pro my first time. Some are born with unique skills. I'm terrible at everything else.
Gink0
Congrats, I've never even had one blowjob that I would consider the slightest bit satisfying. I know communication is important, but I just
iamthecolin
Me too dude... BJs are overrated. Give me the V over a BJ any day.
Gink0
Glad I'm not alone in this
iamthecolin
I have never gotten off from a BJ... for a long time I thought it was because the girl was just bad aatit. But it's really a control thing.
ThompsonwithaP
just what? pm if you've got confidence issues or whatever and want to talk :) bf has the same thing
Torrenti
Is this a testable theory
gettingjiggywithit
It is.
gettingjiggywithit
It is.
gettingjiggywithit
It is.
PleasantPeasantPheasant
No because she's had practice now.
gettingjiggywithit
It is.
Phishouttawatta
seconded!
Thenameideserved
sure you were :) The best
Phishouttawatta
if I still had contact with my ex I would have him confirm, but my current enjoys my work thoroughly :P
Gink0
have never known or felt like trying to explain to these women how to suck a dick. Maybe their born with it, maybe it's Maybelline
gettingjiggywithit
Born this way. I'm a dude, it's why I've always known what I'm doing.
Gink0
*they're. Holy fuck how did I fuck that up, seppuku is the only way out now
Flyndaran
Maybelline did get around. She was one cool ass skank.
Cralus
move on to guys in my experience they're all pros ;)
ThompsonwithaP
oh hello. gay or bi?
Cralus
Bi :)