Perfzilla

1178895 pts ยท March 25, 2015


RAWR I am the Perfzilla, legendary monster of Imgurtown. Interests include: Stompin' around all importantlike Eatin' stuff Basking on rocks Counting Trains Electrical Engineering

I'm running for City Council ^^ because you either at the table or you on the menu

14 hours ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 5

the only difference between a protection racket and a government is consent through the secret ballot in the sacred act of voting. And that's not doing so well these days.

14 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

WHERE THOSE SUNGLASSES COME FROM?

17 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

as a short king it's when i carry a lady off on my shoulder

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yes of course i know that absolutely 100% you should never have any reason to doubt me whatsover. i was reacting to that airplane tag not the title. i surely wouldn't have been reacting to that title not knowing the composition of earths atmosphere because my flying saucer database was slow because that worm tchh'nitzel downloaded more earthling microsoft bloatware again not at all. Im an earthling and i know better and if i ever did see some asshole worm named tchh'nitzel i would AR15 him.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*train

1 week ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Bruh that's a train

1 week ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 2

a machine for every screen lol

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

baby ass cutie FREAK makes me so mad

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

cinnebarf

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

vigorously kicking the bad ones out of office is the real thing to do.

2 weeks ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

that set is funny

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

little scared bruh was just trying to hang on

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'll take even take store credit if its the same dollar amount as i spent

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

don't dilly dally on those taxes, sometimes i need an irish coffee to help with mine

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

the brutal senseless violence. I love it

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

oh god what will they hang dissidents with? - Don't get me wrong fuck Trump but fuck the Iranian regime too.

3 weeks ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Grilled center cut ham steak!

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I FIGURED IT OUT

3 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

#1 like this is obvioucly edited what did the original say?

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

rooftop rainbarrel for on demand waterslide action

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

stick

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They better have given you the prize for that masterpiece. Good god.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

im still eating one of them red white and blue popsicles tho

3 weeks ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

#43 still have them chairs

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

local progressive groups really did help me curb the suicidal ideation

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

they said i'd become conservative lol, sorry I don't want to be a raging asshole

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0