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Getting this so I can be Father Jud Duplenticy
Nessie tax
Bruce tax
Baby Gertie tax and Big Mama
LobotomyPending
#2 this is like that guy that bought Google for like $15 before google decided to just say "nah" and refunded/booted him off it. I think they did give him some money on top of the refund but obvs not nearly the amount that the Google domain was worth
zufallszahlen
#1 When I was like 15 my mother's boyfriend said to me something like, "Unless you're sleeping with her, I know her better than you do". Yeah, he was a real piece of shit but he died of cancer years ago so I guess I won.
LobotomyPending
#15 I never used AO3 lol I was on fanfiction.net
SeriousNonsense
Does anyone remember the name of the Imgur user who used to make meme dumps like this but they had pictures of Liza Jane?
Rockafella83
#1
Perfzilla
#1 like this is obvioucly edited what did the original say?
Perfzilla
I FIGURED IT OUT
RedJacketHero
#15 incognito mode doesn't even hide it from the government
NairouTryyshokk
Correct. It stops your computer from saving a list of where you have been, but that traffic is still recorded. I could be wrong but i think by accessing your modem settings through a browser you can still check it.
Villosopher
#2 pretty sure this is the plot of a bojack horseman episode, only it was destroyed by Gabe Jr
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
#11 My mom's 75 and has been doing this since she married my dad at 22. She's so fucking sick of it.
emu314159127001
#2 "Patent?" This is so so dumb. Friends don't let friends use legal words they don't understand.
AshesVonDust
Cinnamon is a goddess
Jamesstin
The one from Grindr is legit. I'm still kinda young but seeing 20 somethings on there having fun, when I was busy in a closet is damn heart breaking
MadamPuddifoot
#2 I'm so upset this isn't real 😂😂 that would've been hella funny.
IrateWolfe
No jokes, Father Jud Duplenticy is basically the platonic odeal of what a proest SHOULD be. God I loved that movie
Wapusk
#11 I always am the one willing to pin down a menu. At this point even I am getting bored with a rotation of nachos, BBQ chicken, spaghetti, pork fajitas, chili, lasagne, and hot dogs.
LobotomyPending
#23 I told my mom in my late 20s that my therapist said I'm likely autistic. my mom responded that she knew that since I was 6 💀 she did nothing to get me diagnosed, treated, or accommodated growing up
Sizilien2019
#2 as funny as that would have been it's a hoax: https://eu.oklahoman.com/story/news/2024/01/04/is-disneyland-oklahoma-real-wikipedia-screenshot-goes-viral-theme-park-midwest/72105610007/
idiotsonfire
#18 Demi Moore looks like she's about to fall over from a stiff breeze and they're saying her arms are TONED?! Fuck off.
RevolutionOnHerLips
Yeah my arms looked like that.. when I was anorexic
idiotsonfire
Damn, sorry to hear that. Hope things are going well for you now.
yamsonyamsonyams
Sorry about your idiot son fire
idiotsonfire
Why? Its my job to set the idiots on fire. How goes the...uh. Yams on yams...on yams?
yamsonyamsonyams
Yam son, yam son, yams!
LobotomyPending
#18 wtf they mean "toned"??? Demi looks like she's STARVING
silentjay01
#22 "You can't destroy Earth! That's where I keep all my stuff!" - The Tick.
FrolickingFrolicking
Disneyland thing is ignoring nonsense, since it obviously doesn’t matter what something is named or called in a PATENT. Disney obviously didn’t spell Disney wrong in their trademark info.
Moronic like many memes. First picture (t-shirt) is also obnoxious and funny for junior sociopaths on the internet.
b00guy
#8 Supposedly that sticker has been seen on cybertrucks, like he wasn't already a well known turd before that "truck" ever hit the streets.
rbudrick
I don't get the dog part. Do I has teh dumm?
Mathman85
Just the humorous idea of a dog being a nazi
rbudrick
Poor puppy!
NaughtButOne
I've seen it on the latest Model 3s and it's like, yeah no that car came out *after* the "roman salute". You're getting set on fire. Allegedly. In Minecraft.
SidonisAntares
I mean, one can either use the hard point in time of him buying Twitter to restore far-right accountsin 2022, or the slower public decline that started during COVID-19 when he came out against the lockdowns and vaccine mandates (which were more stringent in California, speeding up the SpaceX exodus to Texas). I basically consider anyone driving a 2020 model or later sus.
decyfeRtw
Oh he definitely started spreading misinformation on twitter way before he bought it.
trigonman3
#22
DevilsAdvocat
but.. what if we saved arthur? would it be ok then?
FreePalestineAndTheWorldFromIsrael
Why do you think Billionaires are trying to flee to Mars
NorrinxRadd
#2 is this real?
IrateWolfe
No, but very funny
dingybasement350
#8 He was always a Nazi.
B0ardski
born to notsee parents grew up in a notsee household that owned black peoples livleyhoods, same as it ever was
Leaps
you can type nazi, it is ok
B0ardski
I did notsees gonna nazi is a given
myeyesthegogglesdonothing
#3 Chick fil A (got dragged there) asks for a name so just immediately say Rodrigo. "Could you repeat that?" Cashier grinned as I pulled up to the window, an old white guy, "Rodrigo I presume?"
mindnumbingbraincandy
#2 thata a bojack horseman joke
foreverinchains
#2 is not true, in case anyone was thinking it might be.
LanceCharisma
I remembered that it happened in a TV show and went googling thinking "wait, was that incredibly dumb plot point based on a real thing?"
Kunosart
Fun Bojack episode though
GravyEducation
What is this, a crossover episode?
earthlingextraordinaire
GravyEducation
Gargwill
I'm pretty sure the ISS crashes somewhere northeast of Grafton, WV...
brandsilven
I'm sure it'll make a pretty nice crater
InternationalManOfHistory
I’m pretty sure you can’t just lie on the internet.
PyroDragon
You can't put anything on the internet that isn't true
SpicyGoober
I was hopeful and looked it up. That would have been a wild story if true