PatrickMcChunky

14346 pts ยท August 24, 2024


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2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 35

Subway. Pay more. Eat less. You could have made this at home for a fourth the cost.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Nice sentiment, but this is a lost war. You can't go anywhere without 12 pictures of you being taken and linked up to an image recognition database.

2 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 5

Your mother is looking better.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Back in my day, we had to use Paint and a caffeine free hand.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Nope. We got quotas

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

*munches furiously* I would like to see the evidence against me.

2 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 4

Paige, be careful.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

*sigh. Unzip*

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We'll just have to make it ourselves

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

3d print you a nice smiley face fir this adorable robot kitchen appliance.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cat o 9 fingers

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now let's go after tumblr

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 29

Harry and Marv

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He suffered unimaginable torment. I'm not saying no

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never hire an attorney without any balls

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

It's bird flu. The government is slaughtering hundreds of thousands of infected hens in an effort to quarantine the disease.

2 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

That's the problem with your generation. You're afraid to take on tough challenges.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Terrorist

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Is your pizza order nothing, left side beef?

2 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh I guarantee Jesus got no part of this.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I send 9 wolves

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You gonna let me have that Princess Peach so I can ram a toadstool into it? Imma wreck dat ass like a blue tortoise shell and your first in this pole position.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

#47

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't that be blistering hot?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0