Pardoned

2172 pts ยท August 12, 2010


You want my phone number imgur? 1-800 go fuck yaself.

Ah yes, the Big Beautiful Obituary. I was just talking about that not long ago.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He looks even more greasy and disgusting vs the usual. I haven't been following this bloated orange gasbag fuckwad lately, is he having medical issues? Here's hoping for the Big Beautiful Obituary.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Eh, it'll be fine. Mine was still leaning on its kickstand after a cat 5 removed all of the building around it hahaha. Seriously though, hell naw I ain't going out in that. I'll give ya 10 bucks if you get it.

5 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Well, they definitely haunt my nightmares with such a weird, meaty visage. I guess it's subjective but I couldn't have that in the same house with me after dark. I'd be afraid my skin would go missing.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I dunno about partying but I do have a couple bottles reserved for ol' Mitch and the orange pedo.

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm from the depths of WV inbredville wilderness. They've always been like this but I never noticed them being popular on platforms until they put the orange pedo clown in office the first time. Maybe just a coincidence, har har.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh hell, I was today years old before I learned I was gay. Thanks for the information, stranger. I'm off to inform the wife.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Successful and most obvious one ever. I'll never get over that last part. That motherfucker couldn't have sold me water in the desert when I was a dumb kid, partially because he'd have his hands down my pants.

5 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Ain't it grand they always think they're going to heaven haha

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At this point I'm pretty well convinced every single thing they've screeched about over the decades, they're doing actively. Up to and including eating babies and shit. I knew they were always way too specific with this insane projection.

7 months ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Now listen here, ur being meen. Their trying they're bestest dontcha know

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I used to think shit like what you're saying was surely nonsense. It ain't. These evil clowns probably would do exactly what you said.

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh god, there's always somebody that knows of the ladybugs besides me. I feel sorry for the uninitiated.

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Looks like they're finally masking up, though. Of course it's so they can be evil ass lickers.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ah, I see you've met my sister's husband. I figure his gun safe is worth more than my current home.

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Shouldn't have dumped the quaaludes, man. Pilotredsun is one of my favorites.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah, I almost forgot that slimeball ever existed. Rough.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It definitely does the "account warning" shit I received for "threatening violence" on an unrelated post. I appealed and put my reason as "eat shit" because it's a waste of time anyways. They gonna take away my internet points and NFTs? Oh no. Anyways.

8 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's okay, I was banned for a week for agreeing that I'll pop the good shit when Trump croaks. No use lying about it, it's happening.

8 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I see. I disagree and find them uncanny valley levels of freaky and hideous. To each their own indeed.

8 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Yeah, was gonna say. Little murderer wins.

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Looks like you hit them in the feelers. They deleted it all.

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I figured. I was an over the ears person but my friend would not stop telling me how great his UEs were. I believed him after owning some Shure SE530s.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I remember before Logitech bought Ultimate Ears, I believe they were making custom molded IEMs WAY back in the day. Maybe they still do, haven't checked since. Basically they fit better, more comfortable for long sessions and have better sound. Audiophile stuff can get pretty nutty. In my gramp's case, they were custom molded to help him hear. He never wore them of course. I believe on stage musicians used them often too.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My home state of WV voted overwhelmingly for him. They're just reaping the rewards is all.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've blocked ads for like 15+ years. All it took was infecting my PC once and I took action forever. Didn't even occur to me that this place has ads, haha

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The only positive I can say is people are finally seeing my meth head redneck neighbors for what they always were. They aren't misguided, they are cruel and evil on purpose in any way they can be. Thankfully that chapter is behind me, hopefully forever, but it was truly terrible living around them.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, pretty much. I say use her evil dumb ass as much as possible to disrupt these pedophiles but I won't forget that she's truly a nutcase on the inside. A vicious, evil nutcase.

9 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I can never forget the stupidity of my old home state. Left about 15 years ago or so, best decision ever.

9 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1