OriginalPlam

390687 pts · August 8, 2016


Im taking a break from imgur.

I like the part where the people messing with an animal gets hurt.

7 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Thanks... though I totally am the cause of this mess.

7 years ago | Likes 741 Dislikes 10

you break it you buy it

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think I am glad I don't understand this

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Terrible form

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

This has to be fake... who asks for Pepsi?

7 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 3

Glad I’ve inspired you!!!

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Let me know when I can follow you on pornhub

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I’m proud of you, son. Granted we are the same age... but I’m still proud of you!

7 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 3

Nothing like some raw fish on a hot summer day.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Also peeing standing up.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

You should really look for a better comedic outlet if this is the best laugh you've had all week.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

You look jaundice

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I bet a good portion of this site can't answer this anymore.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That looks amazing!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like how she's female, its one of my favorite traits in a woman... though not a deal breaker.

7 years ago | Likes 706 Dislikes 18

Technically correct.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I see you are trying to blink, maybe I can help" - clippy

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Smoother than 80-grit sandpaper

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I sometimes forget how thirsty I am

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

That is probably WITH the in-network insurance "discount" too.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I think you have the wrong person

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So is masturbating but i'm not going to stop any time soon... no matter what the bus driver says

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Yeah... but can you scratch that one part of your back that itches

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see the problem. You are missing wheels. And your skateboard has shrunk.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But where'd he go?

7 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 1

Well I don't check out hot men as often as hot girls... so I have preferential treatment to my checking-out based on sex... thus, sexism.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

What about when a hot girl walks past you and you want to re-check her out, but now she is behind you so you have to do reverse sexism?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 10

As someone who regularly tries to get with someone out of my league it all ends the same way... my wife gets pissed.

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