OriginalAndWitty

340930 pts ยท July 8, 2013


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The millionaire... and his wife.

24 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They all have families or friends in some way, how long were they planning on hiding it? "You friend/child/spouse has decided to become permanent residents of Iran and will not return.... By their own choice... Definitely not dead."

3 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Exactly. They think this will only affect 'liburls' but only when they're on the receiving end of getting their guns taken will they say 'Well, this is OK because Fox news told me so and at least the dems lost their guns too'... because they're un-empathatic morons who would gladly cut off their nose to spite their own face.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bruh... same. She had demons she just couldn't beat. Sucks becoming an only child as an adult.

3 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

*rolls a 2. DM- You say "Only when the lights are on, babe."

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

As a GenXer who started on a classic Atari 2600- Early to mid 2000s was peak video games generation with the GC, PS2, and Xbox, and even PC gaming and I will die on this hill. Massive libraries of great games with 'good enough' graphics.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the money shot-

4 days ago | Likes 102 Dislikes 0

Sigh... I can't spend the rest of my life wondering if something online is AI generated...ffs. I'm just going to assume every damn thing I see is fake/AI from now on.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Some people really like meetings, gives them a sense of purpose to just blather on about buzzwords. 'Circling back' is great to them because it leads to more meetings so they can hear themselves sound important more and thinks it justifies their salaries. Rock the boat, get ostracized... Office culture is weird.

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also blame libertarian crybaby assholes that want to do whatever the fuck they want with no accountability for being total asshats.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Remember, all the lawmakers on the exact same ballots that won- totally legit and appropriate. Him? Robbed... because reasons.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"Careful with that... very dangerous.'

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I like how Russian war machines have devolved to bolting a gun to whatever small utility vehicle they got sitting around and painting it green. Ha, get fucked Putin.

1 week ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Yup... 10 dollars a gallon by November, supply chains will crash, national state of emergency, will try to cancel midterms or just full blown claim himself dictator.

1 week ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

I mean... she's pretty much inviting it in there at that point.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

We're going to be paying 10 dollars a gallon for gas by November when Trump claims a national state of emergency and tries to cancel midterms., mark my words.

1 week ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Embrace it; it's liberating not trying to keep up with all the dicks out for 67 Jimothy Fornights nonsense.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wit to the nessed

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

They also could have never imagined what the internet is, with social media, and foreign influence could do with all that.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I can't wait till we can go a whole day without hearing his fucking name in the news or social media or whatever.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Give it as much sun as possible and water twice a day, those melons really suck up that water.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Real life- "Ok, that was nice now back off; I need my sleep, and we're hot and sweaty."

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Just add it to the neverending growing list, the USA is a joke of a country at this point.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read somewhere Jubilee is like, one of the most powerful mutants if she ever realized it because she is literally exploding atoms or something, Like she could just turn whatever she wants into a nuclear bomb if she really wanted to.

1 week ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Dixie chicks tried to warn us 20+ fucking years ago. Our right t privacy is long dead and gone and is never coming back at this point.

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Of all the video game movie adaptations, metroid would be really cool, or a collosal fuck up in the wrong hands, no in between.

2 weeks ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

If you can successfully pickpocket a cop's piece, you escape the matrix.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Could have sworn his wife was reportedly in China, no? She magically teleported back for the photo op? And 911 calls saying he had CPR ... And he's sitting there upright, no facial marks, blue jeans and a button down shirt... In a hospital bed after all that? Phukin bullshit, they're just blatantly lying to us now cuz WTF are we going to do, seriously?

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hmm... so I assume they couldn't cover up Graham's death like they are McConnell's. I also assume that means Graham's seat is safely R before November which why they are trying to cover up mcTurtle so bad.

2 weeks ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

Forcibly fill his seat like he stole two supreme court justices from two dem presidents.

2 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1