I'm on cloud 9

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merry christmas ya beautiful bastards

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I think I just witnessed a murder

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When you get called into work... for no God damn reason

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When you're so fat and useless, the enemy won't bother you

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I do it all the time

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Other people do this too, right?

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Help me out imgur, make my brother buy me pizza

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repost and spread the word

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found this in a bathroom, somewhere in Virginia. Thought you guys would like it

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Can anyone explain?

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Just thought you guys might like this

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MRW my little cousins use my laptop and stumble across my search history

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It's not nearly as good but...

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I can't stand them

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LIES!

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I feel sorry for this guy

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when you order your favourite thing off the menu, but the server tells you there's none left

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