Nutinbutbootson

14090 pts ยท October 19, 2013


I've got my boots on. What's next? SC - nutinbutb00tson

#2 we did this at my bachelorette party and voted on who could sculpt the best one. Took a weird turn when my grandma won and we realized that everyone had just voted my grandpa as having the best cock.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So, that's how lip fillers are done!

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Looks a lot like 2025. Will this decade ever end!?!

11 months ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 0

Literally

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Literally

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Men are always playin with their pocket marbles.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

'Legs worn as pants' had me staring at Big Bird way too long

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My husband died last year in a crazy accident. I feel like my pain tolerance is getting better. When the balls hits the button, its more manageable pain. Although, I can have a vivid dream about him and the ball gets stuck to the button. Somedays I think I'm stronger now, but it's a fine line with being calloused.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Completely missed the opportunity to wear boots. Boots with the fir (with the fir)

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oo oo I'm finally relevant! No fur for me

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are way too many heads missing in these. They trip me up.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, my "meth" makes me sleepy. I wish they gave me tons of energy, but apparently that's what happens when you have ADHD.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because they have tiny little anty bodies

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And he has glasses ON HIS GLASSES!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's it. I'm moving.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So there wasn't another way to hang or place whatever they picked up? Just had to use the flesh toned erect appendage with a small head on it?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You had me doubting everything I know. I didn't realize that Bill Pullman played Lonestar, but I can see it now. I have always known him for how he looked in Independence Day.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That car listens to Korn

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*must ache (are we at 100 yet?)

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They don't know have the passcode until the captain wakes up, and then she's in love by the time they realize that he can use it to put her into cryo

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its cream, sometimes made with cream cheese which would taste great with blueberry.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I really want to see where the stairs lead to...

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0