Oh SNAP!
Grandpa probably didn’t need healthcare anyways
Landlord Bear don’t care if you starve
Say it out loud
Trump announces new easy to understand immigration policy
I guess the label “Domestic Terrorist” is already taken
All Heil The Queen!
2014 Daily Show interview with Former New York Stock Exchange managing director Todd Wilemon
Measles are extremely contagious
Jimmy Carter is rolling over in his grave
Elon Musk and his assistant interviewing federal employees
Wine connoisseurs will say this was a good year
Very intimidating /s
This bad boy can fit so much recession
Dildon’t tell me what to do!
Putin’s Puppet
Hmm, it smells better all of a sudden…
Ma nah ma nah
He lost The Cold War without firing a shot
Apparently supporting autism awareness can get you deported now
I see a red line and I want it painted black
Moscow Mitch Ditches Kentucky
America Has No Kings
Worst Timeline EVER!
Acceptable use of AI
The Whitest Bread Money Can Buy
And on the seventh day, he played golf
Clear and consistent messaging will surely keep the measles outbreak from spreading
When you’ve been apathetic for so long you hope something, ANYTHING inspires you
This would be an improvement from what is expected
Trump is well known for staying on topic
Elon Musk’s first words as Speaker of the House
Kissing the ring and paying for the privilege
Elon Musk is a Nazi nepo baby that no one elected
Pro-life ain’t what it used to be
Sponsored by 7 Eleven
I made some embroidery style stickers
Another problematic DOGE boy
Don’t get caught in this harsh Stormfront!
Shitpost
They just like your money and your attention, but mostly your money
Punxsutawney Phil Detained by ICE After Coming Out Of Hiding
It’s always projection
In completely unrelated news, Elon Musk has become the first Trillionaire
I guess they are updating the constitution
He is treating our government like a game!
Bernie Sanders explaining to RFK Jr that brain worms and bear milk are NOT part of a balanced diet
Trump unplugs Medicaid
This is fine
Trump only has one orange brain cell
WHO thinks this is a good idea?
Maybe he’s born with it, maybe he’s just a queen
Donald did a dumb
South Korea doesn’t stand for this BS
Elon Musk does a Nazi salute
No longer secrets
Conservatives warning about George Soros the footage is replaced with Elon Musk
New folk protest songs just dropped
Vaporizing our atmosphere one satellite at a time