NobodyKnowsImGayla

159017 pts · August 27, 2015


Old, queer, married. I like to take photos of things.

Yes! If you'll do the same for me :)

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m guessing your mother lives in Santa Fe and I would pay good money for that cat clock! And most everything else!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Help your uncle get off a horse or help your uncle get a horse off.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don’t talk at all but my Uber drivers, and my barber, won’t shut up!

4 years ago | Likes 147 Dislikes 4

Lesbians aren’t real.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That sounds like a wonderful day! I watched golf LOL!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shhhhhhh! Nobody is supposed to know

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m even ok if they wait a day or two to come get him!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

In America we would have a cage waiting for them.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I use procion dyes from dharma trading. They’ve got some good starter kits!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I own a fabric shop and see so much fabric I recognize! Love the Hexie bees! Great work!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I made sure no one could say gay.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I don’t know them but they look like a nice old married couple about to have some pie.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Marty taught me this.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hello fellow lesbian!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Smoked mozzarella. It’s a game changer. Specially if the game is a grilled ham and cheese.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I recently started playin WoW Classic again and it’s definitely helping me cope by reminding me of better times.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Older than boom boxes. I’m the transistor radio generation.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not killed. Still dead.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My heat bill had never been higher and I’ve never been happier. I’ll take that trade any day!

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

We don’t drive much mileage wise, so we go by time.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Wait. Dumplings are black food?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

LoL It’s “the” 1 that gave it away. Only you southerners, um, centralers, call it that! :)

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Found the southern Californian!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh god, not again!?!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was born at 8 pm and that’s my most productive time of the day!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That people born early in the day were morning people and later in the day were night people.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Elderly?!? Ouch

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My mom said it was based on the time you were born. Been spot on for most people I know.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My first show I totally felt like I was stoned outta my mind watching their crazy shit! It’s amazing!

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0