Murdercorpse

9359 pts · April 7, 2014


I assume it's a typo, and they meant Ram. Hair color's all wrong, though.

6 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Plot twist: all the same person. *banjo playing intensifies*

1 month ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

My favorite Pokémon! It looks amazing!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know you like theme names, but Mia and Astra seem perfectly fine as names, and since Lint's keeping his, maybe they can keep theirs too?

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Lint on the attack even though she's like thrice his size.

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Just downloaded their cover of Smoko yesterday, awesome seeing them on the front page.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Jaguars can weigh over 300 pounds, lynxes don't go over 100.

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It's also possible they're just seeing the name "Joe" and thinking you're talking about Biden, somehow...

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You're right, Rednex are singing ABOUT Cotton Eye Joe, wondering where he came from and where he went. You don't deserve these downvotes.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Not at first...

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Calm down, Cyrano.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah, sounds like it's programmed to occasionally make the sound of drinking water as well, which is weird.

3 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

"There are states in the US that limit how much people can walk? Do they have a criminal rec- OH they mean body-state"- me, half asleep

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Happy 71st birthday!

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Needs his Trump phone. Oh wait...

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is the funniest one of these I have ever watched.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that's cute until tomorrow when it's slightly larger and gets stuck. Stamp that behavior out ASAP.

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

What's the name theme this time?

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is a story about the best man I know: my dad- [KFD's dad smiles] -'s best friend Rich! [KFD's dad stops smiling]

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'll never forget that his headshot is up there next to the pepper steak.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or just ask the cousin "what do you mean?" Did the conversation just abruptly end after that sentence?

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've read elsewhere that the rich will just pay to bypass any restrictions, so it's only to create the illusion of being tough on Russia.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish I could travel back in time and watch a saber-tooth tiger rolling in a box.

7 months ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Tagging because I'm also wondering.

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Aww, you got the stink lines and everything.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also her.

8 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Could a name BEE more generic?!

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0