Mostlydeadpool

223059 pts ยท December 18, 2011


Mostly dead, means he's partially alive. if he was all deadpool, there's only one thing you can do. search his pockets for loose change. Hey! You in there! whacha got worth living for? "animetiddies..."

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8 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"oh we're all forgetting all the bad things the other person did? awesome. never bring up anything bad I've ever done again. because that's gonna make everything SO MUCH BETTER."

8 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it depends. if the people commenting is the social bully, when you start pushing back and responding poorly, they turn it around and say "you're in a bad mood today" as a way to undermine any attempts at getting your footing. intent really is key here.

8 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

kids are wired to see body language. most of them haven't been taught to lie yet. So, they see sad body language and want to help.

8 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

sometimes a small nudge is all you need. hangry is a thing. it really does sneak up on you and cloud your vision from the edges. having someone point it out helps. sometimes... "hmmm. when was the last time I ate something...?"

8 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

if they're actively being hostile or being a dick, then "hey, I know you're not meaning to be a dick, but it looks like you're coming across as really aggressive right now." works better. it's calling it out without judgement.

8 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

its more useful to phrase it as a observation. "hey, looks like your having a rough day.". it's not an accusation or judgement, just a comment. but it opens the door into discussion sometimes.

8 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

if someone is always happy, they're either on some really good meds or they have life on easy mode. in either case, its not a thing you can be proud of.

8 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

HAI BOB! HAI BOBS HUMAN! CHEEZE? OH BOY CHEEZE IS THE BEST!

8 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

haters will say it's fake.

8 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"uh, when did you pick up lockpicking?"

8 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"its a process" is bullshit. its an excuse for you to put up with unacceptable behavior. look at what people do, not what they say. People are who they are. if they're mean to you yesterday, expect them to be mean to you today. Base your actions and choices on that. If that means not associating with mean people then so be it.

8 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#7 in sandman, death was basically tori amos. she was gentle and kind and patient. chill death girl.

9 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

if a cop is talking to you in the US, you're a suspect. funny little wrinkle in the legal system-- testimony cannot be used to make things better for you, only worst. "anything you say can and will be used against you." is the true. never, ever talk to the cops. even lawyers tell you not to.

9 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

science. it's like faith healing. except it works.

9 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The whole history of israel is shady as fuck. all the way back to the brits. the israelis would cause trouble with the locals and the brits wouldn't do anything. then the palestinians would strike back and the israeli's would run to the brits like little karens and spin the story as the victim. the brits would crack down. it was disgusting even then.

9 hours ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

one of my relatives had a "free palestine" sticker in his window in the early 90s. He was seen as a bit of a "bleeding heart" liberal at the time. it's been 35 years and it's not gotten any better.

9 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

BRUNO DID NOTHING WRONG

9 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

this video especially because not only did it parody the whole "bad" theme into "fat" but also mocked/parodied MJ's dancing style as well. all the sound effects and the like. was actually a pretty good parody. but he IS the master of it after all.

9 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

YOINK!

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

upper right? holding a balloon?

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

definitely an entire zip code worth of land...

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

pizza accolade. because. well....

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

and It made me smile too! :)

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

adorable. thank you for sharing. :)

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Naw, they were priced out. I've watched it happen. it's basically been a frog in the water moment. slowly raising the cost of running for office every election cycle so that only the "right sort" (wealthy) can get anywhere near the levers of power. keep raising the costs until only those who are wealthy can run. everyone else has to kiss the ring. Every candidate in my lifetime for president has been at a minimum a millionaire. Also, the two man con of D vs R grabs a huge amount of the voters.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 "high functioning" = "you can keep doing your job well enough to make other people money so normal people don't care about that." "low functioning" = "you're scaring the normal people."

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"get up at 4 am. cold shower. gym. wait for daddy to wire my 10k allowance for the month. take another shower. start grinding. follow me for more big money tips!"

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

that is, in my humble opinion, entirely too much snake. nope. like easily five times the snake I would be comfortable being around.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

bought and paid for. controlled from the top with good old fashioned money.

2 days ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0