MonkeySir

6808 pts · March 18, 2015


I’m a monkey. I’m a sir. That’s all you need to know.

In most cases I’d recommend going for things that make money so you can do more of the things you like to do

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Beautiful apartment. I want this but in Miami.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you guys serious? Dating in your early 30’s should not be so hard. You’re in your prime man

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Just accelerate more when you drive over them

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Interesting. The one all the way to the right looks like mine

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I loved this movie so much as a kid

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nasty guillotine! 10/10 would tap

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That advice can save you a lot more money and headaches in the future

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like to roll with my bulldog but he always beats me because he’s a black belt

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can confirm yes sex.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Keep looking!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is too accurate.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This right here is why land is the shit

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True that. Jesus is a bad motherfucker

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s because this is amateur so they don’t even get paid. This is all for experience.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That looks pretty nice! You should let me move in with you

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s good to see cops who actually know their stuff when it comes to fighting

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I was bullied too and I just beat their ass.Parents need to teach kids how to handle it and most importantly to understand their emotions

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Where did you play this? I played a lot in my childhood too it was popular in Peru

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They’re only pests because we took their homes though. Where else are they gonna go

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

No way I have a BA in Economics too and I’m currently in Law School. Congrats on Graduating!!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I guess the reaction of impressed and concerned. Also the guy in that gif is Chris Weidman

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You have a misconception of lawyers.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There are excellent role models in MMA too like Georges st Pierre, Demetrious Johnson, Daniel Cormier etc

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man Jesus got them Hands!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes. Very skilled fighter

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Will you invite us to the wedding?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is what you guys get for criticizing Lil Wayne for bad lyrics

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1