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TheBotAuto
Wow, it's been like five years since I last heard of or watched this. Good memories.
AntRam95
“I am Alex now shut up.” “Greetings Alexnowshutup.”
GeminiSprk
His battery may be dead, but his spirit will go on and on and on.
snowmex1cans
I’m named archer cause of this
LaBotte
Psychological Warfare ! So tell me what you want, what you really really want I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna.....
jethroismaxbaer5772
Gorgonite scum!
SnrubBurns
Alan, keeper of Encarta
debilibeb
Hell ya I do. Still go one of these stuck to a window. https://i.redd.it/tt0eeody52c01.jpg
krillin123499
Everything else is just a toy!
Steveisaverb
Everything else! Is just a toy..
MynamesRhodandiliketoparty
Small Soldiers, welcomed by the Imgur community v
Gonz000
Those toys looked genuinely badass, as a kid I would have loved um
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
it was a moral tale that taught not to judge others by the way they look.
AngurProne
*Moral?
KatieIsALady
First pg13 movie I ever watched at a friend's house without telling my mom and totally got away with it
NullifiedMatrixEntry
Password... Paswoooooord.... Hmm'm..." Gizmo "
anotherdeadaquarian
Wait I thought the white guy was a bad one?
OutrageousHemmorhoid
That was a shocking plot twist...
LordVulpix
Well, to be fair, it's not that shocking when you look at our own world's history.
poopslave
Gorganite scum..
NapoleonTrousersnakeBonaparte
I remember it v
Doober12082
RIP Phil, gone too soon.
Firemanshow
Named my son Archer because of this movie!
msmarymac
Still have these guys!
SuperChochip
You too?! https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D6BGQh6W4AAfa7t.jpg:large
MitchP1983
Loved this movies when I was younger, even saw it in the theater!
Then I got older and realized that most of the soldiers were voiced by The Dirty Dozen cast, loved it even more!
MetaVulture
I miss Phil Hartman dearly to this day... I remember.
leonth3duke
"I hope we don't hit an iceberg."
duncandixoncoffee
Easily one of my favorite childhood movies
KrisKringlez
I remember seeing this when I was like 11 and thinking that this movie was pretty dark
suiseiseki
I remember this was the only movie my parents wouldn't let me watch. ... They had shown me Alien the same year. *shrugs*
sithney
THERE WILL BE NO MERCY
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
Can we get a lucio at least? Maybe a zenyatta if you can
DesolateSorrows
Best I can do is Brigitte.
Lucky246
Hanzos a healer too, right?
Of course. If you mean killing everyone without even trying to aim healing then yes, hes qualified :p
Ah, good. Was worried for a sec
OkayHosey
Not enough
Manatapit
“You got guts...let’s see what they look like”
ifPokemonWereReal
The commandos honestly scared the shit out of me. The garbage disposal scene was messed up
CredibleInformant
"You got some guts, Gorgonite scum...I wanna see what they look like!"** sorry....favorite line of the 90's..
sliveroflight
"They're wires and metal; same as yours."
KevinRPD
Wasn't Denis Leary in it at the end?
idclimbhimlikeatree
Yup. Hes he CEO, I think.
ThanosTheGreat
I re-watched this couple weekends ago. I love this movie. Wish there was a sequel.
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
As a child of 5 or 6 I watched the VHS of small soldiers so much the tape burnt out. It will forever be etched into my memory.
I did that with the original Dennis the Menace.
Samnsim
Agreed!! I just rewatched it too.
Maulbert
Phil Hartman's last movie. :(
That still bothers me every time I think of it.
BenTHP
Was he the guy in Jingle all the way?
If that's what you remember him for, you've got homework. He was also Troy McClure on The Simpsons, on SNL from 1986-94, and on the 1/2
2/2 criminally underrated sitcom NewsRadio.
TheBotAuto
Wow, it's been like five years since I last heard of or watched this. Good memories.
AntRam95
“I am Alex now shut up.” “Greetings Alexnowshutup.”
GeminiSprk
His battery may be dead, but his spirit will go on and on and on.
snowmex1cans
I’m named archer cause of this
LaBotte
Psychological Warfare ! So tell me what you want, what you really really want I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna.....
jethroismaxbaer5772
Gorgonite scum!
SnrubBurns
Alan, keeper of Encarta
debilibeb
Hell ya I do. Still go one of these stuck to a window. https://i.redd.it/tt0eeody52c01.jpg
krillin123499
Everything else is just a toy!
Steveisaverb
Everything else! Is just a toy..
MynamesRhodandiliketoparty
Small Soldiers, welcomed by the Imgur community
v
Gonz000
Those toys looked genuinely badass, as a kid I would have loved um
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
it was a moral tale that taught not to judge others by the way they look.
AngurProne
*Moral?
KatieIsALady
First pg13 movie I ever watched at a friend's house without telling my mom and totally got away with it
NullifiedMatrixEntry
Password... Paswoooooord.... Hmm'm..." Gizmo "
anotherdeadaquarian
Wait I thought the white guy was a bad one?
OutrageousHemmorhoid
That was a shocking plot twist...
LordVulpix
Well, to be fair, it's not that shocking when you look at our own world's history.
poopslave
Gorganite scum..
NapoleonTrousersnakeBonaparte
I remember it
v
Doober12082
RIP Phil, gone too soon.
Firemanshow
Named my son Archer because of this movie!
msmarymac
SuperChochip
You too?! https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D6BGQh6W4AAfa7t.jpg:large
MitchP1983
Loved this movies when I was younger, even saw it in the theater!
MitchP1983
Then I got older and realized that most of the soldiers were voiced by The Dirty Dozen cast, loved it even more!
MetaVulture
I miss Phil Hartman dearly to this day... I remember.
leonth3duke
"I hope we don't hit an iceberg."
duncandixoncoffee
Easily one of my favorite childhood movies
KrisKringlez
I remember seeing this when I was like 11 and thinking that this movie was pretty dark
suiseiseki
I remember this was the only movie my parents wouldn't let me watch. ... They had shown me Alien the same year. *shrugs*
sithney
THERE WILL BE NO MERCY
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
Can we get a lucio at least? Maybe a zenyatta if you can
DesolateSorrows
Best I can do is Brigitte.
Lucky246
Hanzos a healer too, right?
DesolateSorrows
Of course. If you mean killing everyone without even trying to aim healing then yes, hes qualified :p
Lucky246
Ah, good. Was worried for a sec
OkayHosey
Not enough
Manatapit
“You got guts...let’s see what they look like”
ifPokemonWereReal
The commandos honestly scared the shit out of me. The garbage disposal scene was messed up
CredibleInformant
"You got some guts, Gorgonite scum...I wanna see what they look like!"** sorry....favorite line of the 90's..
sliveroflight
"They're wires and metal; same as yours."
KevinRPD
Wasn't Denis Leary in it at the end?
idclimbhimlikeatree
Yup. Hes he CEO, I think.
ThanosTheGreat
I re-watched this couple weekends ago. I love this movie. Wish there was a sequel.
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
As a child of 5 or 6 I watched the VHS of small soldiers so much the tape burnt out. It will forever be etched into my memory.
ThanosTheGreat
I did that with the original Dennis the Menace.
Samnsim
Agreed!! I just rewatched it too.
Maulbert
Phil Hartman's last movie. :(
idclimbhimlikeatree
That still bothers me every time I think of it.
BenTHP
Was he the guy in Jingle all the way?
Maulbert
If that's what you remember him for, you've got homework. He was also Troy McClure on The Simpsons, on SNL from 1986-94, and on the 1/2
Maulbert
2/2 criminally underrated sitcom NewsRadio.