MissJagwired

36487 pts ยท October 19, 2012


Lurking since 2010. Commenting since 2011. Imgur lost my cake day during the update of 2012. Maybe that is when the universe created this alternate timeline. You can find me in the wasteland that is UserSub/New. One day I will find another mystery safe ONE DAY! or a good Terrible Tiger.

You let a multi grain unsliced cat loaf help you write?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OH SHIT! I FORGOT TO BRING THOSE DUDES BACK FROM SPACE! They'll be fine... Right?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Awww whosa pretty kitty

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ahh! So be aware our ears and noses continue to get bigger as the skin starts to sag

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The P38 was the best one

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're right, it's something much cooler and in liquid form.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Splash it in your eyes, I hear it's great for your vision. /s

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wait... Is this the one where the normal SUV fucks up on a dangerous and deadly traiYEP

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

It's those damned fake internet points... Wait... What do you mean they pay them now? Just not on imgur!?! WHAT HAVE I DONE WITH MY FREE TIME!?! worth it

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I want that thing inside me to later regret. It looks so delicious, it'll be worth it.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sound like we got a taker here to get loose with that Great White! Now jump right in and remember kicking it in the balls does nothing.

3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

There's always a bigger fish, NOW GET IN THERE AND FIGHT FOR THE ONE YOU CAUGHT! COMON, GET LOOSE WITH THAT APEX PREDATOR!

3 years ago | Likes 143 Dislikes 2

Do yourself a favor, just get rid of the car if it's coolant related on a VW. Glad you found a document though.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're pulling my leg... Actually, I'll do it myself. Show me this self biting mail carrier.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is where the cool kids sit. The goths are behind the wall. Don't worry, they specifically requested it so they could haunt the school and be summoned back in the future.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"No problem... I should be fine since I don't strike with my heelMOTHERFUCKER THAT HURTS!" "Ma'am, you can't say that in front of the children"

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"Gator stole the bottom of my britches on the way here. Enjoy the show while it lasts."

3 years ago | Likes 99 Dislikes 0

I want that in me right now.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Plot twist: he's on the stairs playing from his butt

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*Sashimis, you forgot to pluralize

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ahh, my new toilet is ready

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Careful on those things you might break a le... You have a lovely thorax

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1