MechaNinja

597728 pts · March 25, 2014


------------------------------------------------------------- メカニカル忍者 ------------------------------------------------------------- 2019 Christmas MechaSelfie: https://i.imgur.com/1avWZUx.png ------------------------------------------------------------- Senpai @EnjoyThisGIFofYourUsername noticed me! http://i.imgur.com/zzy9dwv.gifv ------------------------------------------------------------- People keep asking if science has gone too far. Until this is me: http://imgur.com/9bxeO3Q, science has not gone far enough. I would also accept https://i.imgur.com/bDvdtCq.png. ------------------------------------------------------------- Any "is she single" comments are intended purely and exclusively to amuse myself, but feel free to take it as a compliment of sorts - and you're welcome to be amused as well, obviously. I am a student of the David Letterman school of repeating something until it is funny and then repeating it until it isn't funny and then repeating it until it is funny again. That means I will keep asking if she's single until 12 minutes after the heat death of the universe. ------------------------------------------------------------- I'm a mid 50s white male metalhead member of the PC master race, and further left politically than you can possibly imagine. Married for over 25 years, with 4 kids.

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And today was starting out so well...

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Dads really need to step it up ... looks like the moms are winning at the moment.

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I only regret

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To Everyone

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My favorite flavor of Gatorade deserves love too. Lucky for me today is upvote everything day!

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On no day is this truer than July 29th.

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I just woke up AGAIN. Thought we had a deal.

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Wait, I need to know this.

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I have no idea, Zach. I have no idea.

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:(

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I have important gifs to share and sort of a request?

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Holy moley, Microsoft grew a sense of humor!

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It's July 29th yo

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It's not just for cancer anymore...

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Last Saturday was the 10 year anniversary of my brother's death

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One of the greatest base players of all time.

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Dear FP:

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How to upload without sharing to the community/posting

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When you identify as a Harvey Weinstein-sexual and you heard he's in town

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This isn't a game, it's a cult...

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I assume nothing inspired this.

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Ok, but what if I'm a piece of shit?

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How July 29th feels 'round these parts.

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahah

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How I flirt with Imgurinas

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Say it with me, managers: "NO SPREE TODAY NO SPREE TODAY NO SPREE TODAY NO SPREE TODAY NO SPREE TODAY NO SPREE TODAY NO SPREE TODAY NO SPREE TODAY NO SPREE TODAY NO SPREE TODAY NO SPREE TODAY NO SPREE TODAY NO SPREE TODAY NO SPREE TODAY NO SPREE TODAY..."

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The only way Mary Poppins could have been better

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For you, imgur.

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Captain America endorses blue waffle maker...

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Since it's Dog Day...

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MRW I see I'm TeamHuman

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Apropos of nothing...

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If I were a Q...

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Oh Shi....

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Way to go, Mr. President-elect. That's how you unite America.

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... or Monday, or Tuesday, or Wednesday, or ....

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Is this world even real?

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Wibble.

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GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!!!

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RIGHT in the diddly hole

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Men over 30 probably shouldn't wear this stuff either...

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I don't know what to do with this gif

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Is it ok this make me arouse

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Guy Fieri Is The Official Chef Of The 2016 Super Bowl Tailgate

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My neighbors had a cow named Tablemeat

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The best kind of slash

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When you provide the sauce...

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Instantrimshot.com

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Ninja Picard

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Time to learn celsius, I guess...

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Hazzard Trooper

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So I've got that going for me...

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It's a trap?

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Nobody tell my boss ...

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Batman has a really weird rogue's gallery...

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I can't think of any other reason Trump's doing so well...

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