Massagesbutts

811 pts ยท December 24, 2020


Fugetaboutit

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Did what?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I bought D2 remastered. Still the same.

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I'm here for the pussy

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 6

No. And that was it.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Teenage son's name? Albert Einstein

4 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 27

A pike would break that in first bite. But in theory very nice.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 7

No. If your system allows politicians to be bought there's no end to manchins and sinemas.

4 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

You grow potato chips?

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

The difference is that capitalism is about de-regulation. Pro-business is protecting profits with regulation too, if needed.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

USA is not capitalist anymore. It's pro business and anti people and environment.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Will you do the fandango!

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

So you disagreed with your therapist. Instead of quitting, explain to her why it hurt you.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This post was brought to you by CIA.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There are worse things than being ruled by a dictator.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Not if I won't let zombies bite me.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh to have knees!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you are Hitler, it is.

5 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 11

As a father that goes to therapy: I'm waiting!

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

My passive diarrhea likes this.

5 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

Haha! ...Wait a minute.

5 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Or a deadmatch with 4 or more enemies. If you REALLY want to.

5 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

I also choose this guys wife.

5 years ago | Likes 90 Dislikes 5

Also a milking table if you're a connosseur like me.

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Or try to fake it untill you break it. Boy, I felt stupid not getting help soon enough.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm fine. But I see a therapist already.

5 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

I came here to tell this joke. Nice thinking bro.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0