Hello my name is Jimmy Pop and I'm a dumb white guy I'm not old or new but middle school fifth grade like junior high So I don't know mofo if y'all peeps be buggin' give props to my ho 'Cause she all fly But I can take the heat cause I'm the other white meat known as 'Kid Funky Fried' Yea I'm hung like planet Pluto hard to see with the naked eye But if I crashed into Uranus I would stick it where the sun don't Shine Cause I'm kind of like Han Solo always stroking my own wookie I'm the root of all that's evil yea but you can call me cookie
And he pretty much looks the same too!
How do you not realize you’re standing next to The Great Hambino? He looks the same as he did as a kid.
Now you can explore their caves
That counts right?
I love it and when you call me Big Porka.
Pheasant back. Safe to eat.
Midgard
These would makes some badass phone wallpapers
Daww
Yea, you’re not supposed to double dribble.
Still finger licking good
It was the best of gifs, it was the blurst of gifs!
He’s just a big ol snuggle wumps
U-G-L-Y, you ain’t got no alibi, you ugly. Yeah, yeah, you ugly.
That was either a good save or a dick move
That’s what you get for having your feet on the dashboard you gawd damn savage
Yea but you’ll still get a good splash of gas especially if you’re right under it. I used to pipe gas stations. I know from experience dude.
I bet that party was fuckin awesome
The microphone explodes, shattering the molds Either drop the hits like de la O or get the fuck off tha commode
Finally, an new Star Wars that looks like it doesn’t suck big floppy donkey dick
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and sssssssssavior?
It’s what coons crave
Feck yea! Puking rally