Lurkingoff

415106 pts ยท January 8, 2016


Hello my name is Jimmy Pop and I'm a dumb white guy I'm not old or new but middle school fifth grade like junior high So I don't know mofo if y'all peeps be buggin' give props to my ho 'Cause she all fly But I can take the heat cause I'm the other white meat known as 'Kid Funky Fried' Yea I'm hung like planet Pluto hard to see with the naked eye But if I crashed into Uranus I would stick it where the sun don't Shine Cause I'm kind of like Han Solo always stroking my own wookie I'm the root of all that's evil yea but you can call me cookie

The Superb Owl makes me want to singa

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started an account two months ago, been to nervous to post...

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Hey bartender, Jobu needs a refill.

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I know selfies aren't allowed but...

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Usersub is all...

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RHM

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MRW someone comments that this gif is actually Robert Redford in Jeremiah Johnson and not Zack Galifianakis.

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Some folk'll post women semi nude, I say ignore them folk'll, upvote Cletus the slack-jawed yokel!

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Back in my day

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Today is my first cake day. Imgur be all like...

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This is Carl. King of cats.

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RHM- What about Barb?

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Next national whatever day? Why not Sam Jackson?

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There can be only one

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While celebrating national dog day remember what Nelson Muntz says...

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An important Pancake Day message from George Carlin.

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Corporate accounts payable Nina speaking, just a moment

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How I look waiting for the microwave to stop

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That Goddamn owl

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St Matthew Island

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It's a trap!

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sounds amazing

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Listen here you beautiful bitches, Jack's about to fuck you up with some truth

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It makes sense now

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