397 pts ยท March 30, 2015
And his first two swings were the best of the entire bunch. I haven't swung at a pitch in 20 years probably, and I can guarantee I have better for than they do. But I don't think I could get a hit off her, maybe a foul tip at best.
#3 is reversable?! You've got to be kidding me. How?
Such a good one! The whole thing is pretty much what 'boys will be boys' is supposed to mean. Goofy mostly harmless shenanigans.
#11 best used with safety sandals
That's what I was thinking too.
Now do 91.2%.
I respectfully disagree. I had a Nokia brick phone in '04, and some Motorola flip phone in '05, both of which I played snake on while on the toilet. Sure the smart phone wasn't around until '07, but my flip phone had the internet, and you can be damned sure I pulled out the battery if I accidentally opened the browser.
You're definitely NTA. Something else weirdly snagged my stoned attention though, and I have to ask. His mom didn't already know his SSN? I'm not willing to prove it, but I guarantee my mom has mine written down in a probably slightly hidden file in their house. She wouldn't ask me, she'd just go look for herself. Pretty sure I called her the first day of a job a long time ago because I needed it for the hiring paperwork and didn't know it off the top.
I'd be willing to bet Fifa gives them the Most Sportsman Like trophy at the end. Honestly not sure whether to /s this or not...
#14 That t-shirt race is actually kinda awesome!
#15 ai, no?
Shit, he did too! Thank you for catching that!
#29 they lived? #36 she actually is deceased.
Ya, clearly no one got the joke... CBC was one of 3 whole channels I got in rural Sask as a kid.
Swordhawk (mohawk but with swords)
I live in British Columbia, and we actually initial it as CBC, Canadian British Columbia. So it's gotta be buoyancy compensator.
What in the heck is the second reaction. Some sort of yeasty trick?
Don't forget pissy, "Pissy Daybed Mattress of a Man". Meaning not only is it shitty and uncomfortable to lay on, it's also covered in pee. I assume his own, but no judgement if it's someone else's.
Buck 80 for me this morning. Man, I wish we still paid $1/litre. I feel old that I can recall gas being 60c when I got my license.
It should also light up every time you take a step, just like those shoes with the lights in the heels.
Are you trying to tell me they cut just the threads of a piece of totally fine pipe just for that? That it wasn't actually rusted in there? Why would they lie like that? /sSeriously, it would likely just be easier to replace the T. If a busted piece was actually rusted in there, why even bother? Or, can't be stuck if it's liquid.
Was about to comment this too. Unless the one on the left is a demon trying to escape that fucked up mouth.
The soft ice-cream with the likely strawberry swirl! Does anyone know where to get that, in Canada preferably? I haven't been able to find that since I was a kid.
My thought was a synthesized fart. Didn't they make it illegal for commercials to be louder than the show at one point? Not sure if that's still a thing, but it became a thing because of shit like this. Drives me bonkers I can't hear the good bits because I don't want the synth fart to blow out my ear drums.
Now it's a seenhorse.
Dad?
Right? "It was a lie", I have to assume someone told him you wouldn't get sprayed if you picked one up by the tail.
There's no thigh gap there either, that be the Bering Strait.
#9 caught me off guard, snorted real good about it.
I was about to comment something so very similar. I want this in all appropriate games now! Hell, I want it inappropriately to! Sonic? Hell ya! Battlefield? Hell ya! Need for Speed? Hell ya!
And his first two swings were the best of the entire bunch. I haven't swung at a pitch in 20 years probably, and I can guarantee I have better for than they do. But I don't think I could get a hit off her, maybe a foul tip at best.
#3 is reversable?! You've got to be kidding me. How?
Such a good one! The whole thing is pretty much what 'boys will be boys' is supposed to mean. Goofy mostly harmless shenanigans.
#11 best used with safety sandals
That's what I was thinking too.
Now do 91.2%.
I respectfully disagree. I had a Nokia brick phone in '04, and some Motorola flip phone in '05, both of which I played snake on while on the toilet. Sure the smart phone wasn't around until '07, but my flip phone had the internet, and you can be damned sure I pulled out the battery if I accidentally opened the browser.
You're definitely NTA. Something else weirdly snagged my stoned attention though, and I have to ask. His mom didn't already know his SSN? I'm not willing to prove it, but I guarantee my mom has mine written down in a probably slightly hidden file in their house. She wouldn't ask me, she'd just go look for herself. Pretty sure I called her the first day of a job a long time ago because I needed it for the hiring paperwork and didn't know it off the top.
I'd be willing to bet Fifa gives them the Most Sportsman Like trophy at the end. Honestly not sure whether to /s this or not...
#14 That t-shirt race is actually kinda awesome!
#15 ai, no?
Shit, he did too! Thank you for catching that!
#29 they lived? #36 she actually is deceased.
Ya, clearly no one got the joke... CBC was one of 3 whole channels I got in rural Sask as a kid.
Swordhawk (mohawk but with swords)
I live in British Columbia, and we actually initial it as CBC, Canadian British Columbia. So it's gotta be buoyancy compensator.
What in the heck is the second reaction. Some sort of yeasty trick?
Don't forget pissy, "Pissy Daybed Mattress of a Man". Meaning not only is it shitty and uncomfortable to lay on, it's also covered in pee. I assume his own, but no judgement if it's someone else's.
Buck 80 for me this morning. Man, I wish we still paid $1/litre. I feel old that I can recall gas being 60c when I got my license.
It should also light up every time you take a step, just like those shoes with the lights in the heels.
Are you trying to tell me they cut just the threads of a piece of totally fine pipe just for that? That it wasn't actually rusted in there? Why would they lie like that? /s
Seriously, it would likely just be easier to replace the T. If a busted piece was actually rusted in there, why even bother? Or, can't be stuck if it's liquid.
Was about to comment this too. Unless the one on the left is a demon trying to escape that fucked up mouth.
The soft ice-cream with the likely strawberry swirl! Does anyone know where to get that, in Canada preferably? I haven't been able to find that since I was a kid.
My thought was a synthesized fart. Didn't they make it illegal for commercials to be louder than the show at one point? Not sure if that's still a thing, but it became a thing because of shit like this. Drives me bonkers I can't hear the good bits because I don't want the synth fart to blow out my ear drums.
Now it's a seenhorse.
Dad?
Right? "It was a lie", I have to assume someone told him you wouldn't get sprayed if you picked one up by the tail.
There's no thigh gap there either, that be the Bering Strait.
#9 caught me off guard, snorted real good about it.
I was about to comment something so very similar. I want this in all appropriate games now! Hell, I want it inappropriately to! Sonic? Hell ya! Battlefield? Hell ya! Need for Speed? Hell ya!