LousyVampire

22449 pts · March 4, 2014


If you're wasting time reading this, then waste a little more and send traps.

#74 is that a xenomorph queen's Hitachi?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This video reminds me of wise words:

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#23 seems would also make a nice cape.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."

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#15 That's inverted nipples. In most cases, just play with them a little and they come out to play.

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#25

Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale.

Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3 As if the goth wasn't a narrator of a VTM chronicle.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Best boss I ever had.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Riker's fetish is consent. If the other person/alien/transcendental being is capable of understanding his language and demonstrating that it's also on the mood, as we say in Brasil, É só alegria. (It's only happiness).

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

My masculinity is based in emasculating other men, so feminism doesn't concern me.


No better way to impose yourself than to make every other guy in the room your bitch.

If a woman is capable of making me her bitch, then she deserves it.

/s

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Yes?

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Adorable

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Can I also stay in you hobbit hole? *wink*

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Sorry, Omnissiah-sama

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#2 Every time I see this I think: Let them have the crumbs and next thing you know, the pantry is full of the little fuckers

7 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 0

2/2 If you are both happy and ok with it, just carry on with it. The secret is communication, if this bothers you, talk to him about it.

7 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 7

As someone who usually dates younger people with daddy issues, I say: He knows it and prolly is into it. 1/2

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PLUS ULTRA

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SO MUCH GAY

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

waaaat

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are you invinting me just so I suck your dick?

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