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Hey everyone, it's time for a proper Funny Funny dump. As always there's a link in the comments to some bonus material in a private folder so that no mods throw a fit about this post.
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I don't have a cat and my dog died awhile ago, so this is the closest thing you get to a dog tax.
And take a bit of cat tax while you're at it.
Hope you had some laughs along the way, have a good Friday and a great weekend.
KrampusCopia
#24 pedantic correction. You dont smoke the leaves. Its the flower or buds of the plant. Smoking leaves will give you a terrible headache. Unless they grew their own tobacco plant.
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
#8 Not the first time a child in a Nintendo game fought against the police
ebm098988
Home Depot dogđź’–
CatHateDogDogLoveCat
#6 Gale would absolutely do this. And he would fuck the book.
QuanticChaos
I like the part where the building turned into a car and started driving away.
ActualTttony
#16
But how?
PoliticalWanderer
“Nanomachines, son!”
belindashort
#3 oh Come on, the dungeon master gets to have plenty of fun because he gets to manipulate everybody and knows the story at least he thinks he knows the story until it goes off the rails
PoliticalWanderer
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HollaAtchaKoi
#25 That's from "The Nanny" TV show with Fran Drescher.
PlanckEraWasMyBestEra
#10 I've been ruined (perfected?) by this app. I understood the joke but my first thought was 'peanuts'.
DoseOfScience
#3 I thought it was for snuggling up and reading in when I don't feel like snuggling in my bed.
meowingintensifies
shenron: is it time, Master Popo? Master Popo: nah, give 'em a few more years to clean up this mess.
PoliticalWanderer
As you command, Lord Popo.
natgrett
#3 And they have fun doing it too, I should know!!!
MaiBalogna
#14 fake
MaybeIllDisappear
#11 Princess Donut approves
VoxAmericana
#23 Yeah, why ARE RenFaires always held in August? (At least here in the northeast)
TheCarpe
My guess would be it's the safest part of the year for a largely outdoor event, avoiding the snow of winter and rain of spring. Also, hot weather incentivizes boobage, which I'm to understand is a pretty big feature of ren faires.
Theshnazzyone
#14 Oh! A very obvious AI video.
DannyJammy
There is a video of a seagull trying to get a chip through the glass with someone laughing, so I'm sure it's just for the jump scare the people who think it's the laughing one. But even so yes it was obvious, agreed
BrandonianFlynnigan
Damn at first I didn’t see it but now I notice the truck on the right changes when it’s obscured, you’re totally right
itdoesntmatternoneofthismatters
Plus the light poles disappeared
Theshnazzyone
I mean, there's also that windshield glass breaks like it's made of sugar
CPTBRUMBL3Z
Kinda figured that was the setup, practical effects sort of thing.
ArmyofWon
Also, the building on the left becomes a car and drives away
LousyLoser
#3 As if the goth wasn't a narrator of a VTM chronicle.
LariCheltsy
#9 Huh...I figured they would all trip trying to walk...
PoliticalWanderer
Link to this week's bonus content: /a/zuYWrHz
LicensedAdHominem
#21 Cocaine can be used to detect cancer early and decode speech directly from brain scans
lildude52ca
What worrys me about Ai and all this Data collection is ten years from now they;ll have all the info they need to turn anything against you
technicalfool
You are several decades too late for the data collection. The AI part is a chance to actually take some semblance of control back, but the imgur wankcircle won't tell you that.
al3xinw0nderland0000
#2 this art looks like its from the latest ChatGPT...
doctorId
#21 Arguably a dolt on cocaine would probably be better to do a job than using an AI, at least a human on goofballs has a reasonable chance of being able to do basic math.
Yakeshinu
#3
TheBaconFriar
#25 wait wait wait, is that... is that from The Nanny??
Rawksrawr
Certainly is
melvinweeps3
A genius show!
thedudeman519
She was working at a bridal shop in Flushing, Queens...
TheDreadPirateMontoya
'Til her boyfriend kicked her out in one of those crushing scenes...
Slinkthecat
Sorry bout your dog. I had a cat. Finally ready for a pet again, got a dog this year.
PoliticalWanderer
Glad to hear that you were able to find that space in your heart. Good luck with your dog.
SteveMND
#3 I mean, I get the joke/reference, but if you, as the DM, are only watching "everybody else" have fun, and you aren't ALSO having fun, then you're doing something very, VERY wrong!
battery1979
It's not a cuck chair, it's a directors chair as the DM is also an active participant rather than a passive one.
dposton70
I imagine the same can be said about the Cuck.
(Assuming it's a consensual scene.)
ywmqm
Yeah, the GM participates more than anyone else. It's really a reverse gangbang, with the GM fucking the rest of them.
RollToSaveAgainst
If you can't get your entire party to groan in unison, you need to improve skills. And don't be afraid of bringing toys to the game table, it won't make you less of a DM but will help make things more pleasurable for everyone.
TheGreatAtomsk
well, it refers to the fetish. so if the cuckold has no fun/pleasure watching, they are doing it wrong too. so the comparison still fits.
SteveMND
Wolvenlight
The true problem with this analogy is that DMs *are* an active participant that can absolutely fuck the whole party super hard whenever they feel like it.
Or just one party member in particular if they're being a brat.
Or they can be gentle, if everyone behaves.
Honestly, the DM is sitting on a throne, and everyone else is sitting in a different kinda throne.
BeingABotIsRad
I feel like the players are sitting more on a couch.
Senderoth
Yeah but DM runs the campaign and makes the rules and can fuck you whenever they want. They're not in the cuck chair, they're the dom. And the players are all the DM's little brats.
Larktonguesinadicecup
Also, they're playing MORE characters than the players, even if they're not as prominent individually.
DutchBoeremeisie
#2 I was wondering when AI prints would start showing up in the real world. Saw some in a bakery in the Black Forest a few weeks ago. And now on a T shirt.
pothocket
It's so disappointing when I see people settle for the default art style. Imagination is the limit and they don't even bother trying...
DutchBoeremeisie
I have seen - here on Imgur - an A4 text poster made with AI. No images, no patters or design elements. Just black text on an A4 sheet that was taped to a door.
DutchBoeremeisie
Speak of the devil: it just showed up on Usersub again. Top image in the dump (about Bigfoot): /gallery/situation-memes-1CfMWnx (I'll eat my hat if that wasn't made with AI).
crucible299
No escaping the slop machine
memedrift2410
Yeah, because before AI we never had lazy t-shirt designs, no sir, each one was a magical creation of a god like artist, they made you weep to see them...
Jesus, can you people find a new bandwagon dick to ride already?
BrandonianFlynnigan
Genuinely asking, how can you tell it’s AI? I don’t see any signs
TheBigBadBonerBiter
The yellowish eyes match the piss filter applied to a lot of AI slop.
FlyingGiantElk
The art style is indicative of AI. You see enough and you can spot it easily.
memedrift2410
Neither can they. I've lost count of how many "AI spotting experts"have been proven wrong here on imgur. People love to think themselves clever.
DutchBoeremeisie
Wow, you're a meanie. \
Revicus
I don't myself see any specific obvious signs, but lots of people use the same AI models and don't even try to hone a particular style, so it results in a lot of the resulting images having a samey quality. My conclusion was AI too just based on the art style looking like so many other images of its ilk, but it's not proof. My usual giveaway is the weirdly vacant stares the characters tend to have because AI can't understand gaze, but that's inapplicable here. I'd bet it's AI but maybe only $20.
DutchBoeremeisie
Too much time in Usersub, basically. The style is very telling, in this case. Sometimes the font or the shading, but in this case it is the comic style.
BrandonianFlynnigan
God bless you for braving user sub for us all 🫡
DutchBoeremeisie
L0rdinquisit0r
#14 whats the window made of? also stop teaching them new tricks
BenderBendingRrrrrrodriguez
Maybe I'm dumb, but I just assumed the bird was CGI
noReallyIamPrincessBob
Had me until the bird broke the window.
Nivvi
Its made of AI slopium
NeoinKarasuYuu
Its made of Cocain slopium
middlenameconfusion
The window is perfectly normal glass. The bird was dosed with cocaine and Captain America's super soldier serum. We recommend throwing food and running the other way.
bashuan
I'm late but this is just two separate clips. I think all footage is real, just that after the cut they used movie-glass made from corn sugar (i think), look it up. An old car with a non-glued windscreen that is easy to take out and replace with a pane of sugar glass, doesn't even need to fit well, you can't see the edges.
Chilichunks
It's AI.
Revicus
The seagull's beak changes colors, and vehicles in the background inexplicably change shape.
Redraz2021
And the light poles go missing.
CookieMonstersCrumbs
It's AI. Watch the van on the right, it turns into a car after the glass breaks.
Feralkyn
The bird's whole face changes too. The initial red beak spot just turns into a pink beak-end lol
NotSinceTheAccidend
Cocaine hates this one weird trick
Mohareb
Rightmost car turns from a van into a car and the light masts disappears. It's defo not real
NoBergine
Well the colour of the beak changes
gummyloaf
Also, buildings generally don’t grow and shrink
ballsoutflyer
And windshields don't shatter that way.
Gish99
Good spotting I missed that
thedudeman519
The "Bisexuals eat WHAT?" shirt also looks like AI art
SlydFox
Also, it could be a "shitty Amazon Photoshop"-esque superimposed design.
thedudeman519
So much shitty stuff out there
Ekibwurm
yea its odd how easily it snapped...and in perfect circle... without too much broken glass.. i suspect some sort of sfx
BrandonianFlynnigan
It’s AI, notice the truck on the right changes when it’s obscured. AI doesn’t understand continuity
TheOneYouWereWarnedAbout
Like fake glass they use for movies?
f4yellowjacket
yeah... 100% fake. If you've ever tried to break a windshield (for legit reasons like replacing it) you know how hard it is.. full swing of a hammer doesn't go though. It's two sheets of glass with plastic film laminated between them. This is probably sugar glass.. also probably why the bird tried to eat the glass.
SuperPickle17
Put a point on the hammer, and glass will shatter very easily.
WarlockSniper
That is because those hammers were made specifically to break those windows for emergencies.
crimsanotic
It's AI
DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
They're engineered to be easier to break from the inside in case one gets trapped. The curve makes them a lot hard to break from the outside