11867 pts · December 25, 2015
Nothing to see here, please move on.
My buddy and I bartend together. We also disc golf together frequently. When it’s slow we chuck coasters across the bar into trash cans.
Shut up don’t make me think about it
I have found that leaving an abusive spouse is similar to passing a massive shit; sucks on the way out, but I feel light as a feather later.
Flash bang
Thought the cat's paw was a weird face for a sec
If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Ah, yes, the natural cascade of 10mm sockets flowing down an alley after a fresh snow plowing. Nature’s finest miracle.
The fart be floatin up to the fan like
Meowcies
I don’t know if I have a problem, but I’ve definitely seen my consumption of alcohol go up during quarantine. I could use a break
As a bartender, after that line I’d give her the service she’s anticipating; slow and shitty.
As someone who knows all of these sporting men are, they’re all incredibly accurate. Concurs all around!
Not to put fear into anyone, but my uncle fell through the ice, and he was an expert ice fishermen. Freak accident, could happen to anyone.
You are correct. I was in that crowd.
My buddy saw someone litter out of their car, threw it back in, got yelled at for throwing trash into their car and was chased afterwards.
Upvotes are currently at 420. Sorry but there’s no way in hell i’m changing that
Ass an? Ass an what? Tiddies?
You HEATHEN
The “fuck it” attitude of wearing white pants while doing this is something that I aspire to have
Yes
My girlfriend is currently angry with me because I apparently turned over in my sleep too loudly last night.
FOR THE WALL
If you like Roiland then I’d check out Solar Opposites on Hulu. Main plot is okay, funny, and The Wall has a huge payoff.
Yo here to say that my shits have been splendid since I purchased my squatty potty. Effortless and less clean up: A+ product.
Which cows, patrons or the mascots?
Blanton’s is a great addition it any home bar
Blanton’s is a wonderful choice
Can I get a link for this info? I’m on unemployment rn due to covid and haven’t heard a thing about this
KIRKLAND FAM WHATS GOOD AND WHATS WRONG WITH ALL OF THESE PEOPLE MY GOD
My buddy and I bartend together. We also disc golf together frequently. When it’s slow we chuck coasters across the bar into trash cans.
Shut up don’t make me think about it
I have found that leaving an abusive spouse is similar to passing a massive shit; sucks on the way out, but I feel light as a feather later.
Flash bang
Thought the cat's paw was a weird face for a sec
If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Ah, yes, the natural cascade of 10mm sockets flowing down an alley after a fresh snow plowing. Nature’s finest miracle.
The fart be floatin up to the fan like
Meowcies
I don’t know if I have a problem, but I’ve definitely seen my consumption of alcohol go up during quarantine. I could use a break
As a bartender, after that line I’d give her the service she’s anticipating; slow and shitty.
As someone who knows all of these sporting men are, they’re all incredibly accurate. Concurs all around!
Not to put fear into anyone, but my uncle fell through the ice, and he was an expert ice fishermen. Freak accident, could happen to anyone.
You are correct. I was in that crowd.
My buddy saw someone litter out of their car, threw it back in, got yelled at for throwing trash into their car and was chased afterwards.
Upvotes are currently at 420. Sorry but there’s no way in hell i’m changing that
Ass an? Ass an what? Tiddies?
You HEATHEN
The “fuck it” attitude of wearing white pants while doing this is something that I aspire to have
Yes
My girlfriend is currently angry with me because I apparently turned over in my sleep too loudly last night.
FOR THE WALL
If you like Roiland then I’d check out Solar Opposites on Hulu. Main plot is okay, funny, and The Wall has a huge payoff.
Yo here to say that my shits have been splendid since I purchased my squatty potty. Effortless and less clean up: A+ product.
Which cows, patrons or the mascots?
Blanton’s is a great addition it any home bar
Blanton’s is a wonderful choice
Can I get a link for this info? I’m on unemployment rn due to covid and haven’t heard a thing about this
KIRKLAND FAM WHATS GOOD AND WHATS WRONG WITH ALL OF THESE PEOPLE MY GOD