LongEaredGaloot

2783 pts · September 20, 2017


Please sir........can I have some more??

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It coils. It wraps. But mostly, it naps.- Abraham Lincoln, 1862.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Hell, I remember when clickers (remote controls) hit the market, they actually clicked when you pushed the button to change the channel.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yuns talk’in bout tha magic picture box, Pappi??

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yahoo Serious, the early years.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fix my plumbing WHITE BOY!!!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You’re all Ive ever wanted, and my arms are open wide. Tell me how to win your heart, because I haven’t got a clue...but let start by saying

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They are known for they’re killing prowess. Slow, methodical, calculating.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

You should sue EVERYONE for mental anguish!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All the down votes are from the itty bitty titty committee, very angry.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Scooby snacks - Fun Lovin’in Criminals

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, I guess that it wasn’t NiggaTarzan.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What about petting? And tummy rubs? And a yummy bone to play with???

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Orange man bad

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Her nuggets done jiggled real nice like, uh huh..

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I did nothing today, and it was everything that I thought it could be!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He a dork!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was upvote #420. Alright, alright, Alright!

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Well, I think the Millennium Falcon reference flew over some heads, or it was just a lame reference on my part.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can’t recall a Candy movie that I disliked.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What a piece of junk!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

The k is silent

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Ya’ll got some more of them 10mm..?..?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yo.....how YOU do’in?....

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, we didn’t fire him.....we just “fixed the glitch”. Everything else should just work it’s way out.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not you fat Jesus!!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s awesome! What the fuck is it?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeh, ok.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, well, well....Looks like we have a little miss sassy pants here!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a male person of maleness, I have zero problems with the female nips. Every shape and size is welcome in my world.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0