LilMissWheels

980 pts ยท February 10, 2026


Like Sisyphus, I am bound to hell.

They're brainless? Buy a mirror. They're still a fucking political party, you ninny, of course they do the normal country-running things too. Did whatever party you voted for specifically tell you they're going to pave roads and run the post office? No? GUESS THERE'S NO ROAD OR MAIL.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"She's my sister, she would never #$%& me."

The internet disagrees.

1 week ago | Likes 313 Dislikes 2

My favorite bowl is a 40+ year old s**t-brown plastic bowl. Every night as a kid we would get some chips and that was the bowl I usually got. It also came with us on beach trips, which is why it has our surname carved into the bottom in mom's cursive because obviously this $2 bowl that probably came from a garage sale was in danger of being stolen.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately things seem to have crashed and burned. The shop has no drivers and issued a refund.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"You're not under arrest"

*handcuffs him*

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Daughter wants to know if you're interested in adopting her.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

wait, 4? Jesus.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yay didn't miss it, thank you physio for cancelling this week.

I would very much appreciate some pizza, way out of my pricerange. Ontario Canada.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#13 All stuffed animals are microwavable if you're not a coward.

1 month ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 0

"Chris, that's not what we meant when we called you 'firecrotch'"

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1 month ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

"The fuck did that thing the call me!?"

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I assume you think it works like the 100% legal skinny ones where the top is just twisted paper. Nah on the big boys with actual fuses, the fuse is on the bottom.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

1 month ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

Huge tracts of midfield.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

First clocks were sundials. No shadow on the old sundial? Set your brand new water clock to noon.

Oh, your "noon" doesn't match "noon" two countries over? Well they're godless heathens, who care what they think.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?

2 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

That's beside the point.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

2 months ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

Yes, she's doing it right now. That's the "I want non-Scots to understand me" Scottish accent.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Moth is a Glover's Silkmoth while the caterpillar is an American Dagger Moth (which end up pretty boring and grey)

2 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

How else is she supposed to unlock the achievement?

2 months ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

God forbid a man be an art enjoyer.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"You wouldn't need to be warmed up if you put on a real coat, Brittney."

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

One sec, lemme get my Debate Bro to English dictionary. Ah yes, "Shit, I can't respond the other point."

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

No, I have NOT read many feminist takedowns of her. I've seen more MRA takedowns of f***ing Andrew Tate than I have seen feminists "takedown" her. And pretty much all of them describe her as a controversial or an outlier, but still a feminist. Valerie Solanas is a feminist icon.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"I have tiger bones"

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I cannot, for obvious reasons. You could probably do the first one.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1