LastProphecy

10337 pts ยท May 29, 2019


National Suicide is a hell of a thing to watch. *Grabs popcorn*

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Kid Rock is the Trust Fund kid who knows which CVS doesn't *require* an ID for Sudafed.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Just your friendly neighborhood spider giving your ear a hug.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Rittenhouse is proof nominative determinism isn't a thing. Because downing a bunch of Four Locos and shooting at Tannerite with a Kyle is a good time. But that Kyle? Ain't going to happen.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Big Monseigneur Candie vibes from them.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dr. Sandra, birb doctor.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why would the mob have disappeared? Guiliani was put on those cases for a reason. And he still ended up getting stiffed.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Khorne needs skulls.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More vroom vroom less thinky.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

That no longer exists. Because it's been proven that republicans love conflicts of interest and corruption. They can't get enough of it.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Also, can't blackmail him with dirty pictures since House hearings made those images Public. He's the Teflon Dong.

2 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

I mean. She raised him. There's probably a very good reason he's not helping her, he's just unable to apply those lessons outside of his immediate circle, like all selfawarewolves.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Chestburster triplets. Congratulations!!!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Badlands would like a word with you.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, one of the shows that might be dog friendly is Bluey.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They see the new kinds, but not all colors. So it probably looks off to them, but bacon is bacon.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And we commit his body to the ground; From worm we come, to worm we return.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Quickest way to Valhalla is to sneak up behind that boy.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd trust a fusion reactor made with Boeing's rigorous safety testing, who wouldn't?

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

They're cops. Not exactly known for being fiscally responsible. Kind of the reason so many are straight up on the take.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Roid rage is great alongside unaccountability.

2 years ago | Likes 271 Dislikes 2

For the Ultimate Pillow Fight, jump in front of a trolley.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, he literally believes he's the reincarnation of Christ. So that zap probably fried more than a few braincells.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have God's favor! If I'm wrong may I be Smited. *zap* See proof of God's favor!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep, can definitely see a Utahraptor doing this.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Strawberries. For when you need your bunny looking ferocious.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0